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**robvalue** · March 1, 2015 at 4:40 pm

No way.

Numbers... Are my friends. Because then I have more friends than I can count.

Norman Humann · March 1, 2015 at 4:41 pm

Yes, but 6 is gross. Confused

That's a nice cheat. I wish I knew some friends cheats.

**robvalue** · March 1, 2015 at 4:49 pm

Yeah, try hG519/a£ and hold X for 3 seconds. You get a friend called Bill.

Norman Humann · March 1, 2015 at 4:52 pm

I don't like Bills. I'm not gonna pay him.

Yeah, that's the joke.

**The Valkyrie** · March 1, 2015 at 4:59 pm

Bill has a family to support, too.

Not to mention a Jim membership . . .

Norman Humann · (This post was last modified: March 1, 2015 at 5:01 pm by Norman Humann.)

Speaking of dry jokes...

**robvalue** · March 1, 2015 at 5:58 pm

Good night my friends Smile

I'll be back with fresh material tomorrow unless someone stops me.

Losty · March 1, 2015 at 6:12 pm

(March 1, 2015 at 5:58 pm)robvalue Wrote: Good night my friends I'll be back with fresh material tomorrow unless someone stops me.

Nooo! Come baaaack. Moar jokes

**robvalue** · March 2, 2015 at 4:02 am

I'm back

I nicked this joke from a comedy show.

I was buying some underwear from my wife. I pointed to some knickers and asked the assistant, "Are these satin?"

She replied, "No, they're new."

Norman Humann · March 2, 2015 at 5:23 am

I don't get it. Confused

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