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RE: The last person to post wins !
June 25, 2015 at 2:31 am
Why did God create the butt?
He needed to sit down and plan things out.
OK that's not very funny. I'll be here until security catches me.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
June 25, 2015 at 2:38 am
^hahahahah!!!
Luv it guuuurl fraaaaaaaannn!!
(translation: I love it, girl friend)
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh
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RE: The last person to post wins !
June 25, 2015 at 3:31 pm
I used to like Poh for some reason
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RE: The last person to post wins !
June 26, 2015 at 12:26 am
I need to post her to insure my (inevitable) victory
still, I feel a little tinge of regret (not really) for only letting DQ nibble victory for 8 hours or so
instead of nibbling victory here, I might instead suggest my scrotum . . . .
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
June 29, 2015 at 9:57 am
I bet your scrotum is heavenly
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
June 30, 2015 at 3:36 pm
Just checking to see if I won.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
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Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
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Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
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RE: The last person to post wins !
June 30, 2015 at 6:52 pm
You should eat three ounces of ice cream first
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RE: The last person to post wins !
June 30, 2015 at 9:48 pm
out of your butthole?
melted by your sensuous body heat first ??
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
