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Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )

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Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 1:52 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 1:38 pm)Esquilax Wrote: I got Jesus too, and might I add what an interesting and forum specific last question that was. Tongue

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May 14, 2014 at 1:53 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 1:51 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: You are the Snake

80%

You are cunning and sly, you know what she wants and you show her that with you she can have it. Your new powers are; Seducing young women Bringing people over to the dark side

76% You are Satan

62% You are Elisha

55% You are God

47% You are Jesus

0% Salome

0% You are Jezebel

0% You are Eve

Well there ya go, you were Beelzebub in disguise the whole time love Wink
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May 14, 2014 at 1:55 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 1:53 pm)Losty Wrote:
(May 14, 2014 at 1:51 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:


Well there ya go, you were Beelzebub in disguise the whole time love Wink

Would it surprise you to learn that I select my answers based on the result I want, not on what's true? :p
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May 14, 2014 at 1:57 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 1:55 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 14, 2014 at 1:53 pm)Losty Wrote: Well there ya go, you were Beelzebub in disguise the whole time love Wink

Would it surprise you to learn that I select my answers based on the result I want, not on what's true? :p

Ahh but some answers were rigged to prevent such things, like age, and food. Those are important especially for snake and god. :p
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 1:58 pm (This post was last modified: May 14, 2014 at 2:00 pm by SteelCurtain.)
Your Result: You are Jesus

77%
You are kind and gentle but also naive you will inadvertently lead millions of of sheep off the edge of a cliff at least a few times by accident. You have a good heart though. Your new powers are; You can turn water to wine You can walk on water You can heal people You get one extra life People are naturally inclined to follow you

59%You are Satan

59%You are Elisha

51%You are God

43%You are the Snake

28%You are Eve

9%Salome

0%You are Jezebel
Hrm... I like this one better. Good job Losty!
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May 14, 2014 at 2:06 pm
Apparently I'm 86% Jesus.

WTF with the last question??? Tongue
(Obviously I answered yes)
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May 14, 2014 at 2:33 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 2:06 pm)LostLocke Wrote: Apparently I'm 86% Jesus.

WTF with the last question??? Tongue
(Obviously I answered yes)

It's an important question!
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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 2:57 pm (This post was last modified: May 14, 2014 at 2:59 pm by The Valkyrie.)
I am Satan.
I am the Fallen.
The adversary.
The Beast in the Pit
The Lord of the Damned.
I am . . .

Oh, wait . . . there's a QUIZ?



And, to answer the last question: by the time I finished with you, Losty, you would be unable to walk for a week.

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Actually I got Salome.

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RE: Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )
May 14, 2014 at 3:00 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 1:57 pm)Losty Wrote:
(May 14, 2014 at 1:55 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Would it surprise you to learn that I select my answers based on the result I want, not on what's true? :p

Ahh but some answers were rigged to prevent such things, like age, and food. Those are important especially for snake and god. :p

So that means because I'm female there's no way I could be God or Satan?!?!

Pshaw! I'm not taking the test then.


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May 14, 2014 at 3:05 pm
(May 14, 2014 at 3:00 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(May 14, 2014 at 1:57 pm)Losty Wrote: Ahh but some answers were rigged to prevent such things, like age, and food. Those are important especially for snake and god. :p

So that means because I'm female there's no way I could be God or Satan?!?!

Pshaw! I'm not taking the test then.



Actually gender has no effect on whether or not you can be god or the snake. The others are gender based though.
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