Which Bible Character are you? New and Improved Testing!!(I made the quiz :D )

[Losty]

Oh no
Why?

Oh, nothing in particular. I was being melodramatic, but sometimes it just feels like a lot of work to maintain my life and stay sane. I'm getting burned out, but I think that's normal when you have a six month old baby.

I know what you mean. Having babies in the house makes you feel like you've stretched yourself too thin. Hire a babysitter and have a night out. Shit, hire a baby sitter and have a night in watching movies in your sweatpants and go to bed early. It helps *cyber hugs*

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I've never understood the god and Jesus thing. They are two different characters, but so many people talk about worshiping Jesus and also call him god. What's the deal there? Why do people worship the son if he isn't intended to be the Christian god? I've never understood this....

Did you take the quiz?
I'm pretty sure Jesus was a misunderstood hippy who was then misconstrued in the bible to further the god agenda. Just saying

[Chad32]

I've never understood the god and Jesus thing. They are two different characters, but so many people talk about worshiping Jesus and also call him god. What's the deal there? Why do people worship the son if he isn't intended to be the Christian god? I've never understood this....

There's a lot of evidence pointing to Jesus and Yahweh being seperate people, yet many insist they're one in the same. I'm not really sure why they do, or why they would want the nicer Jesus to be the same as the maniacal Yahweh, but also insist that the old testament isn't equally important to the new testament. Just another one of those confusing messes that this religion has.

[Fidel_Castronaut]

Code:

Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: You are Elisha

76%
You are handsome but also quick tempered and revengeful. You don't hold grudges because there's no one left to hold a grudge against. Your new power is that bears will eat anyone who pisses you off.

72%You are Satan

70%You are the Snake

62%You are God

45%You are Jesus

26%You are Jezebel

18%Salome

0%You are Eve

Err, don't really get the Satan thing. As far as I was aware in my answers I didn't kill anyone?

Oh well, vengeful it is I guess

[Elskidor]

Good to know, although it's still confusing. And yes, I got Satan with god in a close second.

[Losty]

Code:

Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: You are Elisha

76%
You are handsome but also quick tempered and revengeful. You don't hold grudges because there's no one left to hold a grudge against. Your new power is that bears will eat anyone who pisses you off.

72%You are Satan

70%You are the Snake

62%You are God

45%You are Jesus

26%You are Jezebel

18%Salome

0%You are Eve

Err, don't really get the Satan thing. As far as I was aware in my answers I didn't kill anyone?

Oh well, vengeful it is I guess

Have you seen Satan as a result in the thread? Satan is tricky and hot. There's only one question with killing as an answer and saying killing would have given you points toward Jezebel not satan
I see Satan as more of a hero than a villain.
I guess it's the same as how some people love Snape and some hate him.

[Chad32]

Satan is kind of like Prometheus, in that he gave us something crucial to our species, but was made the fall guy because it screwed up Yahweh's precise plans. He convinced us to take knowledge into our own hands.

[Elskidor]

Man, I don't know how anyone can dislike Snape. I'm not a die hard Potter fan, but Snape has got to be my favorite of that franchise.

[Losty]

Man, I don't know how anyone can dislike Snape. I'm not a die hard Potter fan, but Snape has got to be my favorite of that franchise.

Snape was kind of an asshole, you know, but Snape is probably my second favorite character. Satan, likewise, is my second favorite character if you count the snake (my favorite) as its own separate character.

[Cato]

I suck at these. I'm still Jan. What the fuck?

Seriously, just a snake...

Your Result: You are the Snake
77%
You are cunning and sly, you know what she wants and you show her that with you she can have it. Your new powers are; Seducing young women Bringing people over to the dark side

64%
You are God
58%
You are Satan
55%
You are Elisha
31%
You are Jesus
14%
Salome
7%
You are Jezebel

[Chas]

Satan 85%

Also:
Elisha..........85%
The Snake...82%