VERY random questions!

[Lemonvariable72]

Is foot size and penis size related?

Yes of course, just like any other two body parts.

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How much a wound(after having 3 stitches) take to get back to the normal skin shape ?

Depends on where it is. Mine was 4 stitches on my shoulder and it still stands out after 10 years.

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Do humans taste like chicken?

No, most canabals describe humans as tasting like pork.

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Why do people say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every few hours?

Because most humans have not left that infantile state.

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Why won't vending machines take my checks?

Because people would use blank cheque books.

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Why does it make me crazy when the news reporter uses a phrase like "the child was then discovered to be missing" ??????

Because it is being by a fake ass reporter, with a fake face, hair, and emotions?

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Why do they call bite size candy bars "fun size" when it is more fun to eat a whole one?

Marketing.

If you can drive as fast as the rest of the cars while in reverse, is it legal?

Sure I can't see why not. After all someone usually has to die doing befor e it becomes illegal (with traffic laws)

If ghosts can walk through walls then why don't they fall through floors?

Because they float.

Why does macdonals not serve hot dogs?

They can barely handle a burger. Hot dog is far to complex for them to handle.

Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you're actually leaving one?

I still am engaged in a act of creation.

In court do Atheists have to swear on the book of myth...errr the bible (that is so retarded if we still do that at all)?

Just a ritual that informs you that if you lie your ass is cooked.

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Why do you park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

I shall endeavor to answer this deep philosophical inquiry. Because you into your driveway, and driver through a park on the parkway? No probably just a pretentious old bags with money didnt wonna live on St or Rd like the rest of us rabble.

Why do ships carry cargo, but cars carry shipments?

Because they take all the kia's over on boats, but if I wanna haul my my speed boat around I use a truck.

Why do feet smell but a nose runs?

Take your socks off after a 21km hike in a heat wave. Your nose will run right off your face.

[Marsellus Wallace]

Lemonvariable72, can god fuck himself ?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Is it possible to deeply, sincerely, and honestly believe that 35% of all tables are hermaphrodites?

(bonus points if you know the source for that question).

Boru

[Fidel_Castronaut]

Just how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

I believe it would depend entirely on whether a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Ben Davis]

Would you like a piece of toast?

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Is it possible to deeply, sincerely, and honestly believe that 35% of all tables are hermaphrodites?

(bonus points if you know the source for that question).

Boru

QI. Ahh, Stephen Fry.

[KUSA]

Do humans taste like chicken?

There was a man that took on a quest to find out. He said that it tasted in between Veal and Beef. The story was featured on Vsauce on youtube.

[Cato]

Lemonvariable72, can god fuck himself ?

When challenged with explaining how there was light before the sun and stars were made, Christians typically reply that the light came directly from God. This means that he can at least turn himself on.

[BrokenQuill92]

Can u buy cat food with food stamps?

[Sinbad]

Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you're actually leaving one?

Thats what you call it if youre the cat in Red Dwarf series three 'Backwards'

[Bad Wolf]