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VERY random questions!

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VERY random questions!
Clueless Morgan Offline
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#21
RE: VERY random questions!
May 19, 2014 at 11:17 am
(May 19, 2014 at 12:35 am)Elskidor Wrote: In court do Atheists have to swear on the book of myth...errr the bible (that is so retarded if we still do that at all)?

In the US it's no longer obligatory that one swear on a bible in court.

(May 19, 2014 at 4:22 am)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: Lemonvariable72, can god fuck himself ?

If God is truly omnipotent, than yes.
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RE: VERY random questions!
May 19, 2014 at 11:44 am
If you stuck one end of a wire in your mouth and the other end in your anus; how fast would you have to longitudinally circumnavigate the Earth to electrocute yourself?
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#23
RE: VERY random questions!
May 19, 2014 at 1:11 pm
Regarding God fucking himself, I bet that would be good sex.

Might entertain the idea of paying to watch.


(and earn 4 points towards my 'deve' merit badge)
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#24
RE: VERY random questions!
May 19, 2014 at 5:05 pm
(May 19, 2014 at 7:03 am)Ben Davis Wrote: Would you like a piece of toast?
(May 19, 2014 at 4:26 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Is it possible to deeply, sincerely, and honestly believe that 35% of all tables are hermaphrodites?

(bonus points if you know the source for that question).

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#25
RE: VERY random questions!
May 19, 2014 at 5:44 pm
In what world is that six inches long?
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#26
RE: VERY random questions!
May 19, 2014 at 5:56 pm
(May 19, 2014 at 5:44 pm)rasetsu Wrote: In what world is that six inches long?

tyranosourus rex teeth and some bananas
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#27
RE: VERY random questions!
May 20, 2014 at 6:06 am
(May 19, 2014 at 5:05 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Bzzt.
Bzzt? BZZT?!?

I think you mean




And you didn't tell me if you wanted any toast.
Sum ergo sum
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Clueless Morgan Offline
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RE: VERY random questions!
May 20, 2014 at 10:49 am
(May 19, 2014 at 11:44 am)Cato Wrote: If you stuck one end of a wire in your mouth and the other end in your anus; how fast would you have to longitudinally circumnavigate the Earth to electrocute yourself?

Thanks for that visual.

:p
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#29
RE: VERY random questions!
May 20, 2014 at 10:59 am
(May 18, 2014 at 9:31 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Is foot size and penis size related?

"Correlation does not indicate causation."
(A. Hitler.....?????_)
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