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| Poll: Jesus is the King of Kings This poll is closed. |
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| True | 3 | 17.65% | |
| Nope, I'd rather burn then spend an eternity with the likes of you and your dickless god. | 10 | 58.82% | |
| Who? King of WHAT? Oh fuck no! | 4 | 23.53% | |
| Total | 17 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Evidence In Exchange
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 (June 13, 2014 at 1:04 pm)Eye of God Wrote: As for how often Satan tempts me? I'm going to take a punt. Never?  RE: Evidence In Exchange
June 13, 2014 at 1:45 pm
(This post was last modified: June 13, 2014 at 1:46 pm by Dragonetti.)
Wow, Just Wow.
You attribute everything that goes against your beliefs as Satan's work? Satan uses logic and reason against us? WTF? Please provide proof of the existence of Satan? In order for anyone to believe in Satan, he/she would have to believe in the bible as well. He/she read the book, and find out that god is a "DICK!" He/she decides to follow Satan. Again, original sin is fucking knowledge. Shit, is it even sinful to say/type the word? Knowledge!
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
Professional Watcher of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report! RE: Evidence In Exchange
June 13, 2014 at 1:48 pm
(This post was last modified: June 13, 2014 at 1:50 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
No, no, no..satan tempts -him- to use his ability to reason. It's an inside job.
(if im getting this right.....even if I'm not, at the very least he's describing a situation in which he actually detects the presence of a separate entity within his person......declaring this a demon, a djinn.......which is fascinating regardless)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(June 13, 2014 at 1:48 pm)Rhythm Wrote: No, no, no..satan tempts -him- to use his ability to reason. It's an inside job. At the very least we can all agree he's got a very vivid imagination.  
Another one escaped the mental institution....
The padded room is lonely without his presence.
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
Professional Watcher of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report!  (June 12, 2014 at 1:22 am)Eye of God Wrote: You cannot tell the all powerful creator of the universe that you'll give him your faith if he can first produce evidence. Your all-knowing, all-powerful gawd-beast knows exactly what it would take to make me a believer. It knows exactly how to give me the sign without violating free will and in such a way as to convince me completely. What do I hear from it?!? [crickets] Instead I get retards like you and Rev777 trying to convince me. If gawd is so great, why can't he do better than you stupid fucks?
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
RE: Evidence In Exchange
June 13, 2014 at 2:05 pm
(This post was last modified: June 13, 2014 at 2:07 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
It's been said that god likes to use screw ups to get his point across. Apparently really loves him a dumbass. Would explain why there are so many in the world. Might also help to establish some sort of metrics for testing the relative veracity of any claim being mouth-puppeted to us by said idiot. Lets say, for example, that the ratio of godthought in any particular claim is directly equivalent to the claimants level of idiocy? Whose good at mafs? We need graphs and shit.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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