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It's Satan who plants the question 'why?'
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It's Satan who plants the question 'why?'
Warning: this article is cancerous.

Source: http://www.christiantoday.com/article/jo.../38156.htm

Tell people that if you question anything that religion says,its Lucifer trying to lead them to Hell! Inspire fear of eternal suffering especially from an early & vulnerable age and then you have a believer for life. Religion is a discrase to humanity.
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RE: It's Satan who plants the question 'why?'
(June 19, 2014 at 6:23 am)MountainsWinAgain Wrote: Warning: this article is cancerous.

Should have listened.

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No but seriously Joyce is a wretched cow.
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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RE: It's Satan who plants the question 'why?'
I can imagine attempting to fuck her ear. When she protests I'll just remind her that it's not her place to question since it is Satan planting the seed of doubt.

The fact that people find this reasoning acceptable and continue to fill her bank account is beyond me. Knowing that she's not the only successful peddler of this shit is simply sad.
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RE: It's Satan who plants the question 'why?'
That's a pretty feeble God Joyce has there, if He (it?) can be defeated by questions from a 4 year old's perspective.

And there are some further questions Joyce probably doesn't want raised besides the ones about God, like what does she need with a Learjet, and millions and millions of dollars in her bank account.
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RE: It's Satan who plants the question 'why?'
The best part about these soul-crushingly cringy cancerous crap-talks is that there's always apologists who disagree with then as much as atheists, and simply offer their own brand of brainless backpedaling bullshit, such as some presupps who say that simply the existence of doubt or questioning is contingent upon God's existence, as he would be the one who created doubt.

Ya heathens!
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: It's Satan who plants the question 'why?'
She forgot the $64,000 question: Who made Satan?

I'm thinking she hasn't read Isaiah 45:7.

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RE: It's Satan who plants the question 'why?'
Satan seems far more clever than this fucking 'god' they have come up with.
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RE: It's Satan who plants the question 'why?'
(June 19, 2014 at 11:59 am)Minimalist Wrote: Satan seems far more clever than this fucking 'god' they have come up with.

Also, if you read the "tenets of Stanism" or whatever, he seems to be a pretty cool dude compared to Yahweh.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: It's Satan who plants the question 'why?'
Well, it's not like Yahweh would ever order soldiers to dash babies heads against the rocks . . .

er . . . .


well . . . .



um . . .
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RE: It's Satan who plants the question 'why?'
(June 19, 2014 at 9:00 am)Cato Wrote: I can imagine attempting to fuck her ear. When she protests I'll just remind her that it's not her place to question since it is Satan planting the seed of doubt.

The fact that people find this reasoning acceptable and continue to fill her bank account is beyond me. Knowing that she's not the only successful peddler of this shit is simply sad.

It is empirical evidence.

And there is a limited number of rational conclusions.
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