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Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
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Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
As the title says, Satan wrote the bible. He killed God, and has been impersonating him ever since. I was there, I witnessed it all. I'm happy to answer any questions about this to back up the story.

Here is my challenge. Can you prove me wrong?
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
I'll go get the popcorn.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
(January 29, 2015 at 4:15 am)robvalue Wrote: As the title says, Satan wrote the bible. He killed God, and has been impersonating him ever since. I was there, I witnessed it all. I'm happy to answer any questions about this to back up the story.

Here is my challenge. Can you prove me wrong?

Makes sense.

Before God was killed he played the roll of a serpent in a garden.

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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
Not only the bible but also the quran. It's not that there are a few satanic verses slipped in by Satan, because Mo couldn't tell the difference between Satan and angel Gabriel, the whole thing is a satanic ploy designed to harvest souls.

I hope I don't get a fatwa for saying this.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
I can confirm that is true. Satan also wrote the Quran. He wanted to cause as much confusion as possible with these books. (He told me). He has done a bang up job, I have to say. He even snuck in little "hints" that it might be someone other than an omni benevolent God being described into the texts. They are very subtle, so theists might not have found them yet.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
(January 29, 2015 at 7:56 am)robvalue Wrote: I can confirm that is true. Satan also wrote the Quran. He wanted to cause as much confusion as possible with these books. (He told me). He has done a bang up job, I have to say. He even snuck in little "hints" that it might be someone other than an omni benevolent God being described into the texts. They are very subtle, so theists might not have found them yet.

Like "lol" written in crayon at the end of Genesis? Or was it just in the one I read?
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
Popcorn
Sum ergo sum
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
I strongly suspect that if we ever locate the long-lost dedication page of the Bible, it will read, 'To my darling Candy. Thanks for a glorious night.'

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
I will check on that and get back to you.
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RE: Challenge to christians: Satan wrote the bible
I was surprised to discover that there are serious Christian theologians that believe God is dead.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_God_theology

I'm not sure if any of them believe Satan wrote the bible, but that part is easier to accept. Smile
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