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Stopped by Mormoms
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 27, 2014 at 4:36 am
(June 26, 2014 at 6:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(June 25, 2014 at 5:15 am)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: why are they named after a sex position?

Because they are trying to fuck you.

No! i promised my virginity to Losty!...


or Brokenquil,or Ivy.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 27, 2014 at 8:00 am
(June 27, 2014 at 4:36 am)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote:
(June 26, 2014 at 6:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Because they are trying to fuck you.

No! i promised my virginity to Losty!...


or Brokenquil,or Ivy.

Yeah, but they're trying to shove Jesus up your ass!
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 27, 2014 at 10:20 am
(June 26, 2014 at 5:46 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: There's a show on at the moment called meet the Mormons in the UK.

Pretty convincing at displaying the church itself as a cult employing obvious indoctrination tactics. They have a minder following the documentary makers to ensure they don't ask too many probing questions.

But I feel sorry for the guy/elder they're following (20 year old new missionary). It's pretty clear he's frustrated and wants to ask and answer questions of the documentary maker but is unable to because of the minder. I had no idea that missionary elders must stay in the same room at all times and contribute up to £6k to the costs of running the missionary! They're not even paid!

I mean fuck. This kid knows nothing other than the LDS having been raised as a Mormon but it's obvious he can't do anything about it.

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Will be doing some youtubing later....

(June 27, 2014 at 4:36 am)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote:
(June 26, 2014 at 6:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Because they are trying to fuck you.

No! i promised my virginity to Losty!...


or Brokenquil,or Ivy.

Dude, I got one word for you: four-way.

Okay, it might be considered a two-word hyphenate, but don't begrudge me the details because it's an excellent suggestion. Wink
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 30, 2014 at 4:56 am
Diablo Great idea! if they all like this post that means there cool with it.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 30, 2014 at 11:49 am
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 30, 2014 at 12:21 pm
lol, the bicycle.....
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 30, 2014 at 2:28 pm
(June 30, 2014 at 11:49 am)rasetsu Wrote:


ROFLOL ROFLOL ROFLOL ROFLOL ROFLOL
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 30, 2014 at 5:26 pm
Aww i wish my browser would show the images.
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 30, 2014 at 5:51 pm
(June 30, 2014 at 5:26 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: Aww i wish my browser would show the images.

Google kama sutra postions and imagine both participants to be young, blond men wearing white shirts, black pants and bike helmets. :p
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RE: Stopped by Mormoms
June 30, 2014 at 6:21 pm
(June 30, 2014 at 5:51 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(June 30, 2014 at 5:26 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: Aww i wish my browser would show the images.

Google kama sutra postions and imagine both participants to be young, blond men wearing white shirts, black pants and bike helmets. :p

Thanks for the summary

As for mormons when they bother me i debate them until they decide to leave.
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