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Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 4:28 pm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248
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Quote:A man has had to be rescued by firefighters in Germany after becoming stuck inside a stone vagina.
The man, who is said to be an American exchange student, got wedged in the statue at Tubingen University.
According to German newspaper Schwäbisches Tagblatt, five emergency service vehicles and 22 firemen had to help free the man.
They claim he climbed into the sculpture, by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara, as part of a dare.
Erick Guzman posted the pictures on photo-sharing website Imgur.
"I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture," said Guzman
"The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed."
Now he can really claim to be born again and has the pictures to prove it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 4:33 pm
(June 24, 2014 at 4:28 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
" . . . American exchange student, . . ."
Sorry, but why am I not surprised by this?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 4:39 pm
I suppose this is as good a place as any.
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 4:50 pm
That cunt looks dry.
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 4:52 pm
(This post was last modified: June 24, 2014 at 4:52 pm by Anomalocaris.)
I guess it is true. Some men so regretted being born that they would spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into the vagina
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 5:05 pm
After reading the thread title I thought I was going to see a Jim Bob Duggar joke.
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 5:15 pm
Y'know, when I was a kid, if a gal was, ahem, "easy", we'd say, "You better tie a two-by-four to your ass or you'll fall in."
I never thought I'd live to see the day that -- oh, never mind.
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 5:15 pm
(This post was last modified: June 24, 2014 at 5:16 pm by Mystical.)
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 5:16 pm
Also, I just wanna say that "Only in Germany ... "
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RE: Man rescued from huge vagina
June 24, 2014 at 5:20 pm
(June 24, 2014 at 4:52 pm)Chuck Wrote: I guess it is true. Some men so regretted being born that they would spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into the vagina
Amen to that. I've certainly dedicated my life to the cause.
(June 24, 2014 at 5:16 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Also, I just wanna say that "Only in Germany ... "
Not just me, then.
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