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RE: Confessions
October 10, 2016 at 7:59 am
Confession of the Day......
Trump beat Hillary last night...
Let the triggering commence........
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RE: Confessions
October 10, 2016 at 6:04 pm
Dude, you're so edgy I think I cut myself.
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RE: Confessions
October 11, 2016 at 12:11 am
(This post was last modified: October 11, 2016 at 12:11 am by vorlon13.)
I accidentally dumped sis's earings in the toilet several years ago. I didn't flush them, fortunately, but since they are the pierced variety, I felt I just couldn't put them back for fear of some dread infection.
So, I grabbed a Dixie cup and filled it half full of Listerine and dropped them in.
R'uh r'oh !!!
Whatever made them colored blue dissolved instantly in the Listerine !!!
Oh well, at that point her head isn't going to develop gangrene and fall off if she wears them now, so I dried them off and put them back.
She did wonder what happened at some point, but it turns out they were really cheap and she didn't care . . .
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RE: Confessions
October 11, 2016 at 12:16 am
(October 10, 2016 at 7:59 am)MJ the Skeptical Wrote: Confession of the Day......
Trump beat Hillary last night...
Let the triggering commence........
He's won every debate so far.
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RE: Confessions
October 11, 2016 at 12:24 am
Confession:
I once tried to....no wait! I once attempted...no wait! I once was arrested...no wait! I keep trying to say it but..Well you all know what I am trying to say....
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RE: Confessions
October 11, 2016 at 12:24 am
(October 11, 2016 at 12:11 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I accidentally dumped sis's earings in the toilet several years ago. I didn't flush them, fortunately, but since they are the pierced variety, I felt I just couldn't put them back for fear of some dread infection.
So, I grabbed a Dixie cup and filled it half full of Listerine and dropped them in.
R'uh r'oh !!!
Whatever made them colored blue dissolved instantly in the Listerine !!!
Oh well, at that point her head isn't going to develop gangrene and fall off if she wears them now, so I dried them off and put them back.
She did wonder what happened at some point, but it turns out they were really cheap and she didn't care . . .
Sounds like it would make a great sitcom... the Vorlon Show I'm glad I'm not your sister though cos I wouldn't want to wear earrings again after they'd been in the toilet, even if they had been swimming in listerine I don't think anything would disinfect them - in my mind and/or in reality - to my satisfaction.
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RE: Confessions
October 11, 2016 at 12:41 am
My husband has a kinky fetish that he told me about 1 1/2 years into our relationship. Now that we are married I fully participate in them with him.
And no, it has nothing to do with poop or anuses.
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RE: Confessions
October 11, 2016 at 12:55 am
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(October 11, 2016 at 12:41 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: My husband has a kinky fetish that he told me about 1 1/2 years into our relationship. Now that we are married I fully participate in them with him.
And no, it has nothing to do with poop or anuses.
I will wager it is not all that kinky. I know people who like to wear diapers and get spanked like babies!
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RE: Confessions
October 11, 2016 at 1:07 am
(October 11, 2016 at 12:24 am)Emjay Wrote: (October 11, 2016 at 12:11 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I accidentally dumped sis's earings in the toilet several years ago. I didn't flush them, fortunately, but since they are the pierced variety, I felt I just couldn't put them back for fear of some dread infection.
So, I grabbed a Dixie cup and filled it half full of Listerine and dropped them in.
R'uh r'oh !!!
Whatever made them colored blue dissolved instantly in the Listerine !!!
Oh well, at that point her head isn't going to develop gangrene and fall off if she wears them now, so I dried them off and put them back.
She did wonder what happened at some point, but it turns out they were really cheap and she didn't care . . .
Sounds like it would make a great sitcom... the Vorlon Show I'm glad I'm not your sister though cos I wouldn't want to wear earrings again after they'd been in the toilet, even if they had been swimming in listerine I don't think anything would disinfect them - in my mind and/or in reality - to my satisfaction.
Andis Cool Care would. I use that to clean my shears, clippers and trimmers. Not only is it a bactericide, virucide, fungicide, but it's also a tuberculocide.
That shit ain't nothin to mess with.
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RE: Confessions
October 11, 2016 at 2:28 am
(October 10, 2016 at 6:04 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Dude, you're so edgy I think I cut myself.
This sounds like something a regressive cuck would say.
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