I had a roommate do the same and melted our blinds.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
What an asshole.
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I had a roommate do the same and melted our blinds.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
(July 16, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://apnews.excite.com/article/2014071...27c8a.htmlOfficials report that he kept repeating "it works in the movies!!!" with a wild expression in his eyes.Quote:SEATTLE (AP) — A man who used a can of spray paint and a lighter as a makeshift blowtorch to kill a spider in his laundry room started a blaze that caused $60,000 worth of damage, Seattle fire officials said Wednesday.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould (July 16, 2014 at 6:21 pm)ShaMan Wrote: Ahhh, there's nothing quite like a species that's afraid of another species 1/1ooo their size... A black widow can kill you no problem. Brown recluse too. You know those little jellies in Australia? Yup, they'll kill you dead. ... Ever heard of Smallpox, or maybe the black death? Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
(July 16, 2014 at 6:19 pm)Blackout Wrote:(July 16, 2014 at 6:15 pm)Beccs Wrote: Apparently petted from a distance . . . You're wrong! Birds are actually dinosaurs: )
I've recently grown rudimentary legs and am now making the move from water to land.
(July 26, 2014 at 7:47 pm)TheGamingAtheist Wrote:(July 16, 2014 at 6:19 pm)Blackout Wrote: No I like spiders, and snakes, crocodiles, I guess I like exotic animals. The ideal pet of all time would be a dinosaur but it's impossible I have heard that birds are dinosaurs, and while I agree they are decended, you really shouldn't call them dinosaurs. Whne people use that word, they think reptiles. Not birds.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html |
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