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Ryantology Offline
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Ask a random asshole anything.
February 3, 2013 at 12:31 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2013 at 12:32 am by Ryantology.)
I figure that this is going to get really old, really quick, and I don't usually seek attention.

So, anyone can answer as well as ask. I guess it's more fun if the questions are not directed at anyone in particular.
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RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 3, 2013 at 12:32 am
Do you have holes in your pants?
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February 3, 2013 at 12:34 am
Do you even lift?
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February 3, 2013 at 12:34 am
What am I thinking?
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February 3, 2013 at 12:34 am
(February 3, 2013 at 12:32 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Do you have holes in your pants?

You might say I am wearing pants which are 100% holes.
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RE: Ask a random asshole anything.
February 3, 2013 at 12:36 am
(February 3, 2013 at 12:34 am)Ryantology Wrote:
(February 3, 2013 at 12:32 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Do you have holes in your pants?

You might say I am wearing pants which are 100% holes.

It appears we have the same.tailor?
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February 3, 2013 at 12:36 am
Ah...'holey pants' then.

You wear these for ventilation for your 'private parts'?
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February 3, 2013 at 1:02 am (This post was last modified: February 3, 2013 at 1:05 am by Cyberman.)
Where am I? Why am I naked? What are you doing with that carrot?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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February 3, 2013 at 1:59 am
(February 3, 2013 at 1:02 am)Stimbo Wrote: Where am I? Why am I naked? What are you doing with that carrot?

I'm going to make a movie star out of you, "Butts Bunny".

Quote:You wear these for ventilation for your 'private parts'?

I don't not wear them for that reason!

Quote:Do you even lift?

This Balvenie ain't gonna drink itself.

Quote:It appears we have the same.tailor?

Jesus is my tailor.
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February 3, 2013 at 3:59 am
Friend,
Why is your religious views, "Fuck your god" when you don't believe in religions?
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