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What an asshole.
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What an asshole.
http://apnews.excite.com/article/2014071...27c8a.html

Quote:SEATTLE (AP) — A man who used a can of spray paint and a lighter as a makeshift blowtorch to kill a spider in his laundry room started a blaze that caused $60,000 worth of damage, Seattle fire officials said Wednesday.
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#2
RE: What an asshole.
That would be an awesome thing to do in a place where you won't set the surrounding area on fire.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: What an asshole.
(July 16, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://apnews.excite.com/article/2014071...27c8a.html

Quote:SEATTLE (AP) — A man who used a can of spray paint and a lighter as a makeshift blowtorch to kill a spider in his laundry room started a blaze that caused $60,000 worth of damage, Seattle fire officials said Wednesday.

Whew.

I saw the thread title and thought it was about me.

Unfortunately there are stupid people everywhere and when they do things like this they usually do lots of damage and hurt/kill others.
Dying to live, living to die.
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Will someone please save me from this meme maker!!!?
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#5
RE: What an asshole.
A spider? Really? Spiders are there to be petted
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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(July 16, 2014 at 6:12 pm)Blackout Wrote: A spider? Really? Spiders are there to be petted

Apparently petted from a distance . . .

. . . with fire.

Confused Fall
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: What an asshole.
(July 16, 2014 at 5:58 pm)Chad32 Wrote: That would be an awesome thing to do in a place where you won't set the surrounding area on fire.

Seen something similar with deodorant and a mayfly. The bug flew in, gets hit out of the air, sprayed with deodorant and burned alive. Fucked up but kinda awesome and hilarious too.
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RE: What an asshole.
(July 16, 2014 at 6:15 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(July 16, 2014 at 6:12 pm)Blackout Wrote: A spider? Really? Spiders are there to be petted

Apparently petted from a distance . . .

. . . with fire.

Confused Fall

No I like spiders, and snakes, crocodiles, I guess I like exotic animals. The ideal pet of all time would be a dinosaur but it's impossible
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: What an asshole.
Ten bucks he was stoned off his ass
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: What an asshole.
Ahhh, there's nothing quite like a species that's afraid of another species 1/1ooo their size...

Ignorance kills. We can not afford to let our ignorance become greater than our arrogance.
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