Marrying a Prison Inmate

[Violet]

That's one word for it. 'Horrible' is another.

Very possible too, but she's excited and I'm happy for her. Pay is good and benefits are nice, but if it doesn't work out then it just doesn't work out. Plenty of other jobs out there to be found.

Tell her to be careful. It doesn't matter how long you know the prisoners: DO NOT TRUST THEM. That's a damn fine way to get shanked.

Or spanked. Safety first.

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Spending the rest of my existence with you becomes more and more tempting over time, Alice. You are never dull.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtE76BEvZ7o

Of all the various afterdeaths... Roppongi is certainly the most... entertaining.

Come, Chad... won't you play with me for eternity?

[CindysRain]

I wouldn't be against dating someone just because they'd been to prison. I like men who are tough, like Bruce Willis tough, not like serial killer tough! So, if we are talking about someone who has committed a serious crime like murder, no no no and no!

Because it would be my luck that he'd get some kind of pardon, and um? yea I'd be stuck with him.

[Violet]

I wouldn't be against dating someone just because they'd been to prison. I like men who are tough, like Bruce Willis tough, not like serial killer tough!

How about women who are serial killer tough? How do you feel about them?

So, if we are talking about someone who has committed a serious crime like murder, no no no and no!

What a shame. I'm sorry, Love... it would never have worked out between us.

Because it would be my luck that he'd get some kind of pardon, and um? yea I'd be stuck with him.

Isn't that the point of monogamy, though?

[Chad32]

Spending the rest of my existence with you becomes more and more tempting over time, Alice. You are never dull.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtE76BEvZ7o

Of all the various afterdeaths... Roppongi is certainly the most... entertaining.

Come, Chad... won't you play with me for eternity?

You lead, and I'll follow, precious.

[vorlon13]

I've boinked a few men with prison backgrounds.

A good time was had by all. 'Rich' was particularly fun; while screwing each other, we shared the fantasy of being in Pasadena beneath the bleachers during the Rose Parade.

[Violet]

You lead, and I'll follow, precious.

Way ahead of you, and well past the point of no return.

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A good time was had by all. 'Rich' was particularly fun; while screwing each other, we shared the fantasy of being in Pasadena beneath the bleachers during the Rose Parade.

You think he's fun now, you should try being 'Rich'. You've never even heard of fun the kind he has.

[TheGamingAtheist]

Are they crazy? Either crazy or desperate.

Do you care either way? It isn't my life so nope.

Would you do it and could you do it? Fuck no. My life is relatively perfect right now and I don't ever find myself settling for someone with a future that includes jail bars, small windows and no sex. If my now fiance ended up in prison then he would be fully aware that we are done but thankfully he's smart enough to not do stupid shit.

Or is prison marriage now just the coolest thing since sliced bread? Something! I've noticed a lot of idiots doing it.

No offense to those that have or plan to do so...I just find it to be a sign of desperation.

[vorlon13]

You think he's fun now, you should try being 'Rich'. You've never even heard of fun the kind he has.

We avoiding doing what got him sent away, too vigorous assistance in helping someone else experiment with auto-erotic suffocation.

We had to settle for 'poppers'.


And I'm thinking if the other inmates were aware of the particulars that got him incarcerated, they probably left him alone in the shower.

[Violet]

It's not auto-erotic if you're getting assistance. Erotic asphyxiation is a somewhat dangerous technique one might employ during foreplay and/or sex... auto-erotic asphyxiation is what you do when driving solo.

[CapnAwesome]

Someone must have pretty bad social skills to do something like this.