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RE: A poem I wrote last night
July 30, 2014 at 8:08 pm
(July 30, 2014 at 7:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A poem I wrote this morning:
'I'm going to have my eggs boiled.
I'd've have oatmeal, but the milk was spoiled.'
Exaunt to thunderous applause
Boru
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Had periods that were quite stable.
So one night in her tomb
She sat down with a spoon
And drank herself under the table.
Not as good ad Deirdre's, but I'm no poet.
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RE: A poem I wrote last night
July 30, 2014 at 8:42 pm
Since we are now scraping the bottom of the barrel, we cannot go without the classic!
There was a young lady from Ryde,
Who ate some green apples and died;
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented,
And made cider inside her inside
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RE: A poem I wrote last night
July 30, 2014 at 8:45 pm
These poems are gross. :p
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RE: A poem I wrote last night
July 30, 2014 at 8:52 pm
OK, a fresh one, everyone chime in.
There once was a girl who believed
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RE: A poem I wrote last night
July 30, 2014 at 9:46 pm
There once was a girl from Norway
Who hung by her legs in the doorway
She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe
I think I've discovered one more way!"
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RE: A poem I wrote last night
July 30, 2014 at 9:52 pm
Tha blacksmith's son was named Matt,
Under a tree in the backyard he sat
Amusing himself,
By abusing himself,
And catching the load in his hat.
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RE: A poem I wrote last night
July 30, 2014 at 9:57 pm
(July 30, 2014 at 9:46 pm)ShaMan Wrote: There once was a girl from Norway
Who hung by her legs in the doorway
She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe
I think I've discovered one more way!"
Please explain?
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RE: A poem I wrote last night
July 30, 2014 at 9:58 pm
(July 30, 2014 at 8:52 pm)ignoramus Wrote: OK, a fresh one, everyone chime in.
There once was a girl who believed
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(No one finish a line with orange!}
There once was a girl who believed
Who said she could not be deceived
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Next!
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RE: A poem I wrote last night
July 30, 2014 at 10:05 pm
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(July 30, 2014 at 9:58 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: (July 30, 2014 at 8:52 pm)ignoramus Wrote: OK, a fresh one, everyone chime in.
There once was a girl who believed
?
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(No one finish a line with orange!}
There once was a girl who believed
Who said she could not be deceived
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Then Deidre became on of us!
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