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A poem I wrote last night
#11
RE: A poem I wrote last night
(July 30, 2014 at 7:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A poem I wrote this morning:

'I'm going to have my eggs boiled.
I'd've have oatmeal, but the milk was spoiled.'

Exaunt to thunderous applause

Boru

A wily young vampire named Mabel
Had periods that were quite stable.
So one night in her tomb
She sat down with a spoon
And drank herself under the table.

Not as good ad Deirdre's, but I'm no poet.

Wink Shades
Dying to live, living to die.
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#12
RE: A poem I wrote last night
Since we are now scraping the bottom of the barrel, we cannot go without the classic!

There was a young lady from Ryde,
Who ate some green apples and died;
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented,
And made cider inside her inside
(Anonymous)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#13
RE: A poem I wrote last night
These poems are gross. :p
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#14
RE: A poem I wrote last night
OK, a fresh one, everyone chime in.

There once was a girl who believed
?
?
?
?

(No one finish a line with orange!}
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#15
RE: A poem I wrote last night
There once was a girl from Norway
Who hung by her legs in the doorway
She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe
I think I've discovered one more way!"
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#16
RE: A poem I wrote last night
Tha blacksmith's son was named Matt,
Under a tree in the backyard he sat
Amusing himself,
By abusing himself,
And catching the load in his hat.

Tongue
Dying to live, living to die.
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#17
RE: A poem I wrote last night
(July 30, 2014 at 9:46 pm)ShaMan Wrote: There once was a girl from Norway
Who hung by her legs in the doorway
She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe
I think I've discovered one more way!"

Please explain?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#18
RE: A poem I wrote last night
(July 30, 2014 at 8:52 pm)ignoramus Wrote: OK, a fresh one, everyone chime in.

There once was a girl who believed
?
?
?
?

(No one finish a line with orange!}

There once was a girl who believed
Who said she could not be deceived
?
?
?


Next!
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#19
RE: A poem I wrote last night
I think I'm in love with you all. Big Grin

There once was an atheist crew
And they didn't know what to do
So they made up some poems
And kept it all flowin'
I bet they're all posting from the loo!
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#20
RE: A poem I wrote last night
(July 30, 2014 at 9:58 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
(July 30, 2014 at 8:52 pm)ignoramus Wrote: OK, a fresh one, everyone chime in.

There once was a girl who believed
?
?
?
?

(No one finish a line with orange!}

There once was a girl who believed
Who said she could not be deceived
?
?
Then Deidre became on of us!


Next!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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