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RE: Twilight Rant Thread
August 18, 2014 at 1:14 am
Who me? In this thread? Which one is me?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Twilight Rant Thread
August 18, 2014 at 2:02 am
(August 18, 2014 at 1:14 am)Losty Wrote: Who me? In this thread? Which one is me?

Don't play innocent- check the very first post. Tongue

"In response to this shocking revelation, Losty yelled in her usual skimpy outfit, "But Stealthy! How can our resident teenage atheist ninja movie critic have been so boneheaded? Why must you break my heart?!"
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Twilight Rant Thread
August 18, 2014 at 4:07 am
I'm not playing I really am innocent Angel
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RE: Twilight Rant Thread
August 18, 2014 at 10:32 am
(August 18, 2014 at 4:07 am)Losty Wrote: I'm not playing I really am innocent Angel

That's like saying vampires DON'T sparkle. Tongue
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Twilight Rant Thread
August 18, 2014 at 11:00 am
But vampires really don't sparkle! Lol
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RE: Twilight Rant Thread
August 18, 2014 at 3:56 pm
(August 18, 2014 at 11:00 am)Losty Wrote: But vampires really don't sparkle! Lol

And you know this...how?! Tongue
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Twilight Rant Thread
August 18, 2014 at 10:46 pm
(August 18, 2014 at 3:56 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote:
(August 18, 2014 at 11:00 am)Losty Wrote: But vampires really don't sparkle! Lol

And you know this...how?! Tongue

Would you like to find out? Sleepy

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RE: Twilight Rant Thread
August 18, 2014 at 10:53 pm
Haven't read the books and don't intend to. But the movies are GREAT, provided you watch them with Rifftrax. We've spent several family evenings just howling over them. These movies were just made for Riftrax. ---- It the only way to watch the Star Wars prequels too.
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RE: Twilight Rant Thread
August 18, 2014 at 11:26 pm (This post was last modified: August 18, 2014 at 11:28 pm by StealthySkeptic.)
(August 18, 2014 at 10:46 pm)Alice Wrote:
(August 18, 2014 at 3:56 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: And you know this...how?! Tongue

Would you like to find out? Sleepy

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Um, I'm gonna go with no. Shock
(August 18, 2014 at 10:53 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Haven't read the books and don't intend to. But the movies are GREAT, provided you watch them with Rifftrax. We've spent several family evenings just howling over them. These movies were just made for Riftrax. ---- It the only way to watch the Star Wars prequels too.

I've always thought that perhaps some film someday in the future will include a fan submitted commentary, especially the so bad its good type. Can you imagine RiffTrax as a special feature?!

EDIT: And it turns out some old bad movies already have this: http://www.rifftrax.com/catalog/vod
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Twilight Rant Thread
August 18, 2014 at 11:52 pm
Never read the books, but thought the first movie was average and the fake battle in the finale was fun. I was so bored on the rest of the films that all I remember is a shirtless wolf boy, poor love story, and no action.

I'll stick with The Notebook and Titanic for Valentines Day.
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