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The Grand Nudger Offline
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#11
RE: whatup mothafucka
August 17, 2014 at 3:21 pm
Welcome aboard.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#12
RE: whatup mothafucka
August 17, 2014 at 5:41 pm
Thank you everybody for the warm welcome, in spite of my strange opening stratement.
god is supposed to be imaginary
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#13
RE: whatup mothafucka
August 17, 2014 at 7:01 pm
Welcome stonedape!

Believe you me, we have had much stranger opening statements...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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JesusHChrist Offline
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#14
RE: whatup mothafucka
August 17, 2014 at 7:36 pm
Greetings OP and welcome to the recess behind Satan's left testicle.

Let us play now for the Devil Rides Tonight!
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#15
RE: whatup mothafucka
August 17, 2014 at 7:39 pm
(August 17, 2014 at 5:41 pm)stonedape Wrote: Thank you everybody for the warm welcome, in spite of my strange opening stratement.

Eh.....about average for around here.

Howdy.
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RE: whatup mothafucka
August 17, 2014 at 11:51 pm
(August 17, 2014 at 7:01 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Welcome stonedape!

Believe you me, we have had much stranger opening statements...
Then I should be in good company.
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#17
RE: whatup mothafucka
August 18, 2014 at 12:48 am
(August 17, 2014 at 12:26 am)stonedape Wrote: I was born agnostic. I was taught about the bible the same way I was taught about Santa and only believed in the two at the same time. Then I became an atheist. Then I explored ideas. Now I have no idea what I am. But I'm pretty certain of it.

Love it ROFLOL

Welcome Mr P. Certain Hi
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#18
RE: whatup mothafucka
August 18, 2014 at 1:07 am
Hi Smile
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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#19
RE: whatup mothafucka
August 18, 2014 at 2:49 am
(August 18, 2014 at 12:48 am)CindysRain Wrote:
(August 17, 2014 at 12:26 am)stonedape Wrote: Now I have no idea what I am. But I'm pretty certain of it.

Love it ROFLOL

Welcome Mr P. Certain Hi
^this guy gets it!
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#20
RE: whatup mothafucka
August 18, 2014 at 3:02 am
Welcome, ape.
Why were you stoned? Are you a blasphemer?
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