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Gods are Sexy
#21
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 20, 2014 at 12:18 pm)Esquilax Wrote: I tend to agree, but some girls and guys like it, and I'm generally happy to supply it for them. Angel

In other news, that's quite a gross emote. Tongue

Well, us asexuals are a weird bunch I guess. As long as it is fiction I am fine with it. Anything more is....yuck.


...Meow

(August 20, 2014 at 12:24 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(August 20, 2014 at 12:20 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: You're bi?

Yes'm.

Ooooooo! Well I know who I am gonna be flirting 24/7 all day long online today Wink.

...meow
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#22
RE: Gods are Sexy
Before I answer that question...

Can these gods be 'goddesses' instead?
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#23
RE: Gods are Sexy
What's flirting?
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#24
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 20, 2014 at 12:26 pm)PhiloTech Wrote: Ooooooo! Well I know who I am gonna be flirting 24/7 all day long online today Wink.

...meow

Me? The bisexual semi-pro erotic writer? Can't imagine how our interests would coincide there. Wink
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#25
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 20, 2014 at 12:30 pm)LostLocke Wrote: Before I answer that question...

Can these gods be 'goddesses' instead?
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Of course they can! I am technically bi by default so they can be whatever you like. If you like animals you can masturbate to hanuman the monkey god Jerkoff

(August 20, 2014 at 12:32 pm)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: What's flirting?

Flirting is teasing people sexually.
It can also be up scaled to something called "talking dirty".

Flirting would be saying something like:

"Hey baby how you doing."

Dirty talking would be something like:

"Let me shove my **** in so hard in yo *** that it pops out yo mouth".

...meow

(August 20, 2014 at 12:35 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(August 20, 2014 at 12:26 pm)PhiloTech Wrote: Ooooooo! Well I know who I am gonna be flirting 24/7 all day long online today Wink.

...meow

Me? The bisexual semi-pro erotic writer? Can't imagine how our interests would coincide there. Wink

You better be a good boy or I will fondle you! Any more back talk and I will send you to the pope himself!

...mew
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#26
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 20, 2014 at 12:36 pm)PhiloTech Wrote: You better be a good boy or I will fondle you! Any more back talk and I will send you to the pope himself!

...mew

I thought you were supposed to be the sub here! Wink
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#27
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I'm just waiting for a fundie to pop into the thread and have his head explode.
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#28
RE: Gods are Sexy
They want their male adherents to imagine themselves female while Jesus is boinking them.


Hmmmmm.


I am simultaneously aroused and repelled.
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#29
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 20, 2014 at 1:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: They want their male adherents to imagine themselves female while Jesus is boinking them.


Hmmmmm.


I am simultaneously aroused and repelled.

Agree
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#30
RE: Gods are Sexy
(August 20, 2014 at 12:52 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(August 20, 2014 at 12:36 pm)PhiloTech Wrote: You better be a good boy or I will fondle you! Any more back talk and I will send you to the pope himself!

...mew

I thought you were supposed to be the sub here! Wink

Hey, I can be a switch.

Me sub you long time Tongue

...Meow!

(August 20, 2014 at 12:54 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: I'm just waiting for a fundie to pop into the thread and have his head explode.

More than their heads will be exploding because me and you both know damn well that the more fundie they are the more FABULOOOOOUS they are at night Wink.

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