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Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 22, 2014 at 9:23 pm
Every time I wake up my asshole is sore and the main reason for this I have found it is because of the anal probes the Martians keep giving me. It could be Borgs but I doubt it since I have no been assimilated yet.
Nonetheless They are getting aggressive and have been probing my ass every night as of now.
I was searching on Amazon and Ebay and I am seeing probe repellent and alien repellent available but many people say these products do not work.
Just how do I keep these aliens from probing me ass every night and stop them from putting a transmitter up there.
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 22, 2014 at 9:25 pm
Are you positive that some priest isn't making house calls?
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 22, 2014 at 9:27 pm
There must be breath mints even there.
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 22, 2014 at 10:29 pm
One word: piles
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 23, 2014 at 12:30 am
Maybe it's just wishful thinking?
Or it could be alien stigmata!
I do hope you're ok?
(I mean ....in the head!)
When was the last time yo did it? .........pray that is.
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 23, 2014 at 3:55 am
Rubber under drawers should do the trick. Works for me. Keeps out aliens and leeches.
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