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Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!

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Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 23, 2014 at 5:05 am
Maybe you just left the beads in too long?!
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 23, 2014 at 7:00 am (This post was last modified: August 23, 2014 at 7:01 am by paulpablo.)
(August 22, 2014 at 9:23 pm)PhiloTech Wrote: Every time I wake up my asshole is sore and the main reason for this I have found it is because of the anal probes the Martians keep giving me. It could be Borgs but I doubt it since I have no been assimilated yet.
Nonetheless They are getting aggressive and have been probing my ass every night as of now.
I was searching on Amazon and Ebay and I am seeing probe repellent and alien repellent available but many people say these products do not work.

Just how do I keep these aliens from probing me ass every night and stop them from putting a transmitter up there.

Just use buttplugs, to stop the aliens I mean.


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#13
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 23, 2014 at 7:26 am
Hot curry does that. Big Grin
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 23, 2014 at 10:30 pm
(August 23, 2014 at 7:00 am)paulpablo Wrote:
(August 22, 2014 at 9:23 pm)PhiloTech Wrote: Every time I wake up my asshole is sore and the main reason for this I have found it is because of the anal probes the Martians keep giving me. It could be Borgs but I doubt it since I have no been assimilated yet.
Nonetheless They are getting aggressive and have been probing my ass every night as of now.
I was searching on Amazon and Ebay and I am seeing probe repellent and alien repellent available but many people say these products do not work.

Just how do I keep these aliens from probing me ass every night and stop them from putting a transmitter up there.

Just use buttplugs, to stop the aliens I mean.

Perhaps a pool cork will do then
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 23, 2014 at 11:01 pm
Do you happen to have a roommate who has a supply of ether and Vaseline?
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 24, 2014 at 12:01 am (This post was last modified: August 24, 2014 at 12:03 am by Zidneya.)
(August 23, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Do you happen to have a roommate who has a supply of ether and Vaseline?
Okkam razor seems in this case the more logical approach to me as well.
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 24, 2014 at 7:16 pm
(August 23, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Do you happen to have a roommate who has a supply of ether and Vaseline?

No I do not. I have no roommate so the only logical conclusion is aliens
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 24, 2014 at 7:21 pm (This post was last modified: August 24, 2014 at 8:10 pm by Nine.)
As an Xbox live friend used to like saying "Have you ever gone to sleep with an itchy bum and woken up with smelly fingers?"

If not your probably right. It's aliens.
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm
(August 24, 2014 at 7:21 pm)Insanity Wrote: As an Xbox live friends used to like saying "Have you ever gone to sleep with an itchy bum and woken up with smelly fingers?"

If not your probably right. It's aliens.

I'm not even going to bother saying it this time.
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 24, 2014 at 7:26 pm
(August 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm)Losty Wrote: I'm not even going to bother saying it this time.

No need. I agree.
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