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RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
September 2, 2014 at 5:08 pm
(This post was last modified: September 2, 2014 at 5:12 pm by Jacob(smooth).)
(September 2, 2014 at 4:56 pm)Drich Wrote: (September 2, 2014 at 4:31 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: From a Christian forum
I don't... I just...
No words.
Indeed...
God only corrects His Children.
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(September 2, 2014 at 4:59 pm)KUSA Wrote: What forum was it from?
http://bibleforums.org/showthread.php/25...cisco-Area
The scary thing is that the majority on that thread seem to agree with the op!
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Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
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RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
September 2, 2014 at 6:01 pm
The first sign there was something wrong was when you said you were on a Christian forum.
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RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
September 2, 2014 at 9:34 pm
I guess I'll have to write someone an email; I didn't get my "earthquake generator" with my secret liberal decoder ring. Someone in the liberal conspiracy must have messed up my application form.
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RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
September 2, 2014 at 9:36 pm
I wish I could cause earthquakes. Imagine the fun I could have in conservative and fanatical places in the world . . .
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RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
September 3, 2014 at 11:00 am
I'm fairly sure there's a major fault there that's been moving California north for millions of years. Pretty sure convections in the mantle are indifferent to what puny humans are doing there...
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RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
September 3, 2014 at 11:26 am
(This post was last modified: September 3, 2014 at 11:32 am by Anomalocaris.)
Speaking of earthquake faults, the system of faults running along California's liberal coast, while dangerous, didn't generate the most powerful quakes in Californian history. That honor belong to Sierra Nevada frontal fault, located deep inland near Nevada border, under some of the more conservative areas of the state.
The most dangerous system of earth quake faults in the lowers 48 states and responsible for the most powerful swarm of earthquakes in the lower 48 - the New Madrid Earthquake fault system - is located far from California. In fact it is under some of the most conservative parts of the US, in the lower Mississippi valley.
The largest earthquake ever to strike anywhere in United States also didn't happen anywhere near California. It happened in Sarah Palin's home state of Alaska.
So god might have put a shot across the how of napa country, but he seems to have shaped the ground for the real smiting in lands where conservatives dwell.
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RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
September 3, 2014 at 11:43 am
Wonder what the Fundies in Napa Valley think of this theory ??
Heck, there has to be a few Bible thumpers there.
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