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Liberals cause earthquake...
#1
Liberals cause earthquake...
From a Christian forum

Quote:6.1 magnitude quake hit in the Napa County region California's Bay Area. A region in the United States well renouned for its fine wines and hard left liberalism. Maybe this is God's way of giving a shot across the bow for America to straighten up and get right with Him.

http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/nation...?__federated=1

I don't... I just...

No words.
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#2
RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
The page won't load, but never mind. I probably don't want to read it anyway.

Listen, these guys are just feeding their audience, that's all. They get paid to do it, and probably paid quite well. They don't care about anything else, like all religionists.
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#3
RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
(September 2, 2014 at 4:31 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: From a Christian forum

Quote:6.1 magnitude quake hit in the Napa County region California's Bay Area. A region in the United States well renouned for its fine wines and hard left liberalism. Maybe this is God's way of giving a shot across the bow for America to straighten up and get right with Him.

http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/nation...?__federated=1

I don't... I just...

No words.

Jacob, meet American fundamentalism.

"Hard left liberalism" - ain't no such thing in this country.
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#4
RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
So soon after those floods caused by gays http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxf...e-25793358
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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#5
RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
oh my gosh. An earthquake happened in an area where they happen a lot! Everyone panic!

Incedentally, hurricanes tend to hit Florida every year. I wonder what god is mad with them about.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
(September 2, 2014 at 4:31 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: From a Christian forum

Quote:6.1 magnitude quake hit in the Napa County region California's Bay Area. A region in the United States well renouned for its fine wines and hard left liberalism. Maybe this is God's way of giving a shot across the bow for America to straighten up and get right with Him.

http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/nation...?__federated=1

I don't... I just...

No words.
Indeed...

God only corrects His Children.
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#7
RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
What forum was it from?
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#8
RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
Pretty sure he wouldn't ruin the vines even if he -would- ruin the people. Not that god has anything against fucking with plants (obviously) just that he seems to be mighty fond of some grape juice.

@Chad
Quote:Incedentally, hurricanes tend to hit Florida every year. I wonder what god is mad with them about.
The gays, the jews, the illegal immigrants, the yankee snowbirds (there's some overlap here.......) - take your pick.
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RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
(September 2, 2014 at 5:04 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Pretty sure he wouldn't ruin the vines even if he -would- ruin the people. Not that god has anything against fucking with plants (obviously) just that he seems to be mighty fond of some grape juice.

@Chad
Quote:Incidentally, hurricanes tend to hit Florida every year. I wonder what god is mad with them about.
The gays, the jews, the illegal immigrants - take your pick.

Oh yeah. I forgot Disney is pro gay, isn't it? Of course.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Liberals cause earthquake...
(September 2, 2014 at 5:07 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(September 2, 2014 at 5:04 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Pretty sure he wouldn't ruin the vines even if he -would- ruin the people. Not that god has anything against fucking with plants (obviously) just that he seems to be mighty fond of some grape juice.

@Chad
The gays, the jews, the illegal immigrants - take your pick.

Oh yeah. I forgot Disney is pro gay, isn't it? Of course.

Harry Potter is pro paganism
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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