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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 12:57 pm
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So, professor, Is there any part of the world where it is still sept 25?
The only doggy pile that is getting bigger, and still getting bigger after September 25th mind you, when you promised to stop it from getting bigger one way or another, is yours.
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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 1:06 pm
Hey prof, what did your kids say? Are they happy you are still around?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 1:31 pm
Hey, did I miss out on the rapture? WTF happened?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 1:39 pm
(September 26, 2014 at 1:31 pm)little_monkey Wrote: Hey, did I miss out on the rapture? WTF happened?
the bad news is none of us got raptured. 
the good news is, more time for sinnin', forneecatin' (which is also sinnin'), drinkin' and a-whorin' (more sinnin'). 
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 1:43 pm
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Dude, the prof. was right! I was taken into heaven yesterday! And they have internet here! It's SOOOO FUCKIN' SWEET!!!! Jesus is here right next to me though, because they have very strict monitoring of these forums. But seriously, this place rocks!
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 1:45 pm
(September 26, 2014 at 1:43 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Dude, the prof. was right! I was taken into heaven yesterday! And they have internet here! It's SOOOO FUCKIN' SWEET!!!! Jesus is here right next to me though, because they have very strict monitoring of these forums. But seriously, this place rocks!
What's for lunch in Heaven today?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 1:48 pm
(September 26, 2014 at 1:45 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: (September 26, 2014 at 1:43 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Dude, the prof. was right! I was taken into heaven yesterday! And they have internet here! It's SOOOO FUCKIN' SWEET!!!! Jesus is here right next to me though, because they have very strict monitoring of these forums. But seriously, this place rocks!
What's for lunch in Heaven today? All you can eat lamb and dove buffet.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 1:56 pm
(September 26, 2014 at 1:43 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Dude, the prof. was right! I was taken into heaven yesterday! And they have internet here! It's SOOOO FUCKIN' SWEET!!!! Jesus is here right next to me though, because they have very strict monitoring of these forums. But seriously, this place rocks!
So what's homeland security like up there? See any iron chariot defenses, or is it still just a gate with an old dude?
Here's what I'm proposing, instead of us sinners just standing in a single file line, waiting for judgment (sinners), we bum rush that shit. It's one old guy and a gate!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 2:03 pm
(September 26, 2014 at 1:56 pm)Exian Wrote: (September 26, 2014 at 1:43 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Dude, the prof. was right! I was taken into heaven yesterday! And they have internet here! It's SOOOO FUCKIN' SWEET!!!! Jesus is here right next to me though, because they have very strict monitoring of these forums. But seriously, this place rocks!
So what's homeland security like up there? See any iron chariot defenses, or is it still just a gate with an old dude?
Here's what I'm proposing, instead of us sinners just standing in a single file line, waiting for judgment (sinners), we bum rush that shit. It's one old guy and a gate!
It's pretty much just how people said it would be! Like this:
![[Image: Heaven_PictureOfHeavenThroughTheGates.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=heavensbarrier.webs.com%2Fphotos%2FJesus-Christ%2FHeaven_PictureOfHeavenThroughTheGates.jpg)
The place is surrounded by clouds and only once you reach a holiness level of 34 (I'm told it requires a lot of experience points which are earned by doing nice deeds for others) then can you gain your wings to fly around at leisure. When you first arrive these little cupid like creatures (some of them have harps) carry you from the land of the dead to the gates, but since prof. and I were raptured, the process of entry was a little different.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 26, 2014 at 2:08 pm
Are there gay people there
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