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That Day will come as a trap on all the world

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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:20 pm
And in the middle east there was Bush, Gaddafi and now Al Assad
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:24 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:26 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 6:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Damn those stan worshipping Jews!
I won't stand for Stan.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:27 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2014 at 6:27 pm by DramaQueen.)
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The D is silent
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:30 pm
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:34 pm
Ananas haha
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:37 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 6:34 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: Ananas haha

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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:41 pm
It's the Arabic word too
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:45 pm
Antichrist checklist
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 6:46 pm
Does loving you make me a necrophile
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