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September 9, 2014 at 1:28 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 1:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Thanks for tracking that down for me! I can't wait to review it or Blood Sisters of Lesbian Sin, maybe with DeistPaladin's help.
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September 9, 2014 at 1:40 pm
My personal fav is Prince of Space....followed quickly by Horror of Party Beach.
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September 9, 2014 at 1:45 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 1:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: My personal fav is Prince of Space....followed quickly by Horror of Party Beach.
I love their commentary on Space Mutiny. You have to watch that if you haven't already.
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September 9, 2014 at 1:54 pm
Yeah - the weight-lifter gags were good.
And then there were the songs like this one from Final Sacrifice.
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RE: Bad Movies Unlimited
September 9, 2014 at 2:04 pm
Ok question, is Manos The Hands of Fate, scary? Remember it's me asking. Can I watch this by myself?
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September 9, 2014 at 2:06 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 2:04 pm)Losty Wrote: Ok question, is Manos The Hands of Fate, scary? Remember it's me asking. Can I watch this by myself?
No, no. From what I remember, it tries to be scary, but only ends up being silly.
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September 9, 2014 at 2:06 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 2:04 pm)Losty Wrote: Ok question, is Manos The Hands of Fate, scary? Remember it's me asking. Can I watch this by myself?
Only if really bad movies scare you. You can watch it alone, but it's much more fun to watch with someone else; laughter is contagious.
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September 9, 2014 at 2:09 pm
I usually like terrible movies but I am easily scared. Hmm...I'm going to watch it. You guys have seen Jeepers Creepers 2? OMG that movie was so effing scary but it was all worth it just for the part when the kid says "she flew away" ahaha that was so funny.
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September 9, 2014 at 2:12 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 2:06 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: (September 9, 2014 at 2:04 pm)Losty Wrote: Ok question, is Manos The Hands of Fate, scary? Remember it's me asking. Can I watch this by myself?
Only if really bad movies scare you. You can watch it alone, but it's much more fun to watch with someone else; laughter is contagious.
Which is why I'm again hoping to get somebody like Clueless Morgan or DeistPaladin to have a Skype chat with me that I can then paste here. Bad movies are better with company.
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RE: Bad Movies Unlimited
September 9, 2014 at 5:01 pm
(September 9, 2014 at 2:04 pm)Losty Wrote: Ok question, is Manos The Hands of Fate, scary? Remember it's me asking. Can I watch this by myself?
It is horribly mind-numbing in its badness. It's not scary. It ends up being just plain boring.
Throughout the movie, the actors keep forgetting their lines and what they're supposed to be doing. There are numerous scenes with awkward silence where the actors and actresses are looking at each other blankly. You can almost see the thought bubbles above their heads "C'mon, your line" or "Is it my line now?"
I should emphasize it's throughout the movie that this happens. Apparently, they didn't have enough budget to either rehearse or re-shoot any of the botched scenes. It's just long and tedious, even with the MST3K robots helping out.
Sorry StealthySkeptic but I must decline. I survived that movie, even with the MST3K robots' and my friends' help about 15 years ago and I have no intention of sitting through it again.
That said, I'm interested in Skyping another bad movie at some point. There are just some movies that are so bad, they shouldn't even be watched in the spirit of parody.
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