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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 9:28 am
I just think about the family in this situation. (Even though I hate the Phelps') If the WBC were doing some pickety shit on my mothers grave, I'd be a little pissed.
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 9:34 am
(September 24, 2014 at 9:25 am)Crossless1 Wrote: (September 24, 2014 at 9:21 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Could Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long, and myself reserve your gravesite for a depraved gay orgy on the first available Halloween ??
I'm guessing you're the center in that scenario.
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 9:43 am
As long as I can get some autographs, and the national anthem is played beforehand.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 9:47 am
Ewww, kinky !!
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 9:47 am
(September 24, 2014 at 9:34 am)vorlon13 Wrote: (September 24, 2014 at 9:25 am)Crossless1 Wrote: I'm guessing you're the center in that scenario.
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Lol. Well played, sir. 
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 9:51 am
(This post was last modified: September 24, 2014 at 9:57 am by vorlon13.)
I had assumed, btw, that Fred had an unmarked grave, like necrosexual pederast Jimmy Savile.
That he doesn't, and the fact that it has not been swamped with santorum, is pretty impressive in regards to the restraint of his detractors.
Ooops, sorry, it didn't register this early we were talking about Fred's mother's grave site.
Sorry for my befuddlement.
BTW, no way of knowing whether or not Fred's mom was a lesbian. (if'n she was, I'm thinking Fred destroyed the evidence)
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 12:17 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 9:28 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I just think about the family in this situation. (Even though I hate the Phelps') If the WBC were doing some pickety shit on my mothers grave, I'd be a little pissed.
Isn't Fred also dead?
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 12:23 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 8:10 am)Sejanus Wrote: I'm in the 'don't care' category. How can a lifeless corpse be disrespected?
Same way you can disresepct a lifeless memory, or a lifeless concept, or a lifeless entity like a country.
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 12:42 pm
(September 24, 2014 at 12:17 pm)Losty Wrote: (September 24, 2014 at 9:28 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I just think about the family in this situation. (Even though I hate the Phelps') If the WBC were doing some pickety shit on my mothers grave, I'd be a little pissed.
Isn't Fred also dead?
He better be, since they buried him.
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RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
September 24, 2014 at 12:58 pm
Meh, either way I'm glad he's underground.
To the OP, I don't think I'd find this fucking hilarious out of context. But in context... 
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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