You're probably a christian if...

[Zen Badger]

You believe the universe was created six thousand years ago even though there is mountains of

evidence that show it is in fact billions of years old.

And you perform the most amazing logical contortions to convince yourself that that evidence

actually shows the universe to be only six millenia old.

[tackattack]

... you're accepting of other beliefs.
... you're an adult living in the U.S (according to U.S. census majority)
... people say you're delusional and small minded, when they believe numbers are "real" and think everything fits in a nice neat little box.