The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)

[Edwardo Piet]

I was being lighthearted and you have to take it seriously and make it into something perverted because you're a sick motherfucker.

[emjay]

And me and you, we're cool right Squishy? I hope we can talk again sometime!

Of course we're cool Hammy we'll always be cool

Hopefully there'll be another game to watch on Sunday, so we can talk then

[Edwardo Piet]

Squishy, did you see my post to you?

Oh lol you ninja'd me.

I know you try to get along with everyone, and I do too. But look where it gets me. EP is driving me crazy right now. It would be easy if I knew how to ignore people or at least not respond to them but I really don't

I can't do it. I'm too easily provoked.

I'm really glad that we'll always be cool!

[Excited Penguin]

Fuck I can't do it. I can't ignore people.

She might enjoy it just means she might enjoy it. It's possible for her to not enjoy it even though she consents. Nowhere was anything non-consensual implied but you interpreted it that way... hence my "you have serious issues" comment.

Fucking your wife is not raping your wife. And when people have sex they don't necessarily enjoy it.

You're in good company. I can't ignore people either. 

I see what your problem is. You either deliberately misunderstood the context provided to that hypothetical sexual act in order to make a sexual joke, because you have that little control over that side of yourself, which is troubling in its own right, and not the first time it comes up in an inappropriate setting, or you think the idea alone of coming into someone's house and fucking their wife without their permission allows for the unlikelihood of 1) the act being allowed to happen by the witnessing husband once your intentions have been ascertained (which was the point of my argument to begin with) - which is especially improbable given my stated intention to the contrary, for that hypothetical, or 2) the wife consenting and enjoying the act in that circumstance, which assumption is especially indicative of a sick mindset on your part, I believe. 

I am too disgusted for words by this point. 

Keep your rationalizations to yourself. My gut is appaled. 

Sigh... Some people are simply unfazed by their own faux pas extraordinaire. 

Pardon my French, guys. Though I guess better cheese out on this kind than let loose in the other.

[Edwardo Piet]

Dude it's fucking simple. If your wife is fucking someone else she might enjoy it so it's not necessarily bad. That was the joke. It should be assumed that fucking is not the same as raping: you made it into something rapey. If you're disgusted it's because of your own disgusting mind making disgusting interpretations out of what was meant to be me making lighthearted fun of your vengeful posturing bullshit.

[Iroscato]

Bruh, he's fucking with ya. Pull your head out of your anal cavity for five seconds and you'll realise...

[Edwardo Piet]

I know he's trolling me--just not in a way that's against the rules of AF--but I don't know how else to respond to his shit and my O.C.D. always compels me to respond to everything everyone says.

[Excited Penguin]

All you're exposing is how you like to interpret your wife enjoying sex in a rapey way.

And fucking hell I'm a much better person than you are.

I have testament to the contrary. 

Let me end this by addressing one of your earlier posts. I am not vindictive. If you cease to make an ass of yourself, I'll stop exposing you for what you are behind the nice smile you display here. And if you don't like them apples, that's tough. You shouldn't have stole them and thrown them in the first place. Mine are bought and paid for. 

If I knew what you were talking about I'd probably say you were imagining things. I do not know what you are talking about. 

On a related note, I miss your correspondence. This falling out between us is not to my liking -  or understanding, for that matter.

In that case, I apologise for jumping to conclusions.

We never talked that much even when we did talk, but it was immature of me ignore you completely after this latest business. So I apologise for that. We're still not friends but then again we never have been, but there is good in everyone and it was wrong of me to write you off like that. So back to the way it was, yay or nay?

I agree, we never talked much, which is the more reason I was surprised by your formal request to stop talking to begin with. 

I've always liked you, Emjay, I don't know what lies you've been told about me but they clearly make you wary of me, and that saddens me.

[Iroscato]

I know he's trolling me--just not in a way that's against the rules of AF--but I don't know how else to respond to his shit and my O.C.D. always compels me to respond to everything everyone says.

I meant you were fucking with him or at least being humorous about it.

[Edwardo Piet]

You either deliberately misunderstood the context provided to that hypothetical sexual act in order to make a sexual joke, because you have that little control over that side of yourself, which is troubling in its own right,
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(my bold)

Non-sequitur.

Utter bullshit. I can make as many sexual jokes as I want and it doesn't mean I have little control over myself nor is it 'troubling in its own right'.

In fact, on the contrary, it has been made obvious before that you're a fucking prude who will cringe in a heartbeat.