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The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
Is ordination where they become nuns cuz... C_L would give those nuns a run for their money!

Funny story..

You know.. I was almost a nun? 


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"Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets.  I have come not to abolish but to fulfill.  Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place."  (Matthew 5:17 NAB)

"It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid."  (Luke 16:17 NAB)

Luke 12:51-52
51 "Do you suppose that I came to grant peace on earth? I tell you, no, but rather division." 52 "For from now on five members in one household will be divided, three against two and two against three"

Matthew 10:34-35
34 "Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." 35 "For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law."
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(23rd June 2017, 23:29)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Hello turds, just popping in for a quick hello. Big Grin  

Things are fine around here, just hard. I was hoping 2017 would be a better year for me and my family, but it has brought on new challenges of its own. Anyway, hope everyone is doing well. Talk to ya'll later and happy friday!

Oh, I know how you've been.

Have you spotted a strange, chubby little bald guy watching you from a distance?

His name's Kevin, and I hired him to stalk you on our behalf.

He's not supposed to make contact, but if you receive anonymous daffodils, call the police.

Quickly!!
There is nothing better in life than lying next to the one you love.

And they don't know that you love them.

Or that you're in their house again.


Angel

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
(Yesterday, 11:12)Luckie Wrote: Is ordination where they become nuns cuz... C_L would give those nuns a run for their money!

Funny story..

You know.. I was almost a nun? 



Nuns aren't 'ordained'.



Priests are . . . . .  .
That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more, by hiring a record number of new border guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens . . . The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. . . . it is wrong and ultimately self defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it.   


                                                               William Jefferson Clinton
























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