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The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 8, 2017 at 10:27 am (This post was last modified: July 8, 2017 at 10:28 am by Jackalope.)
(July 8, 2017 at 7:50 am)Hammy Wrote: Haha I always come back Smile

You might be a boomerang. Just sayin'

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 8, 2017 at 10:32 am
Nah last I checked it wasn't bent.

Oh wait we're not talking about penises.

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 9, 2017 at 10:28 pm
You're always talking about penises. You're basically the reason I made the Neverending SFW Penis thread!
Well, you and Brewer. And Cyberman. And Poca, And Ben Davis. And... ah hell the list just goes on and on..
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 9, 2017 at 10:36 pm
(July 9, 2017 at 10:28 pm)Luckie Wrote: You're always talking about penises. You're basically the reason I made the Neverending SFW Penis thread!
Well, you and Brewer. And Cyberman. And Poca, And Ben Davis. And... ah hell the list just goes on and on..

If they have one, they LOVE talking about it.

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 10, 2017 at 2:59 am
(July 9, 2017 at 10:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 9, 2017 at 10:28 pm)Luckie Wrote: You're always talking about penises. You're basically the reason I made the Neverending SFW Penis thread!
Well, you and Brewer. And Cyberman. And Poca, And Ben Davis. And... ah hell the list just goes on and on..

If they have one, they LOVE talking about it.

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Here I thought I had one... Sad
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 10, 2017 at 4:02 am
We're like dicky preachers!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 15, 2017 at 1:06 pm
I'm out for a while.  We have 5 dogs coming in from Mexico today and I am up to my eyebrows in meeting them as they clear Customs and getting them to their new homes.

Someone pick up the slack shitting on republicunts and assorted theists.

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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 15, 2017 at 1:08 pm
My sphincter is already at capacity !!!

It can't take any more !!!!


Scotty:

REDLINE on vorlon's butthole, cap'n !!


Kirk:

Don't give me that, throw in auxiliary power !!!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 15, 2017 at 2:54 pm
(July 15, 2017 at 1:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm out for a while.  We have 5 dogs coming in from Mexico today and I am up to my eyebrows in meeting them as they clear Customs and getting them to their new homes.

Someone pick up the slack shitting on republicunts and assorted theists.

L8r.

Just watch out for the gun nuts that might try to shoot you for helping mexican immigramts.
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RE: The Newly Departed thread: announcements (departures)
July 15, 2017 at 6:02 pm
(July 15, 2017 at 1:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Someone pick up the slack shitting on republicunts and assorted theists.

That's a hard cross to bear, Min. Ah well, I've got broad shoulders and swear worse than a sailor already, so I'll do my best to make you proud.

P.S. Best of luck with them dogs. Remember to learn 'em to savage people who use dead squirrels where their hair should be.
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