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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
January 24, 2015 at 12:42 pm
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(January 24, 2015 at 12:38 pm)c172 Wrote: Ooh, Fidel takes a whack in under 2 min! Rex, step up your game.
Think Moros Synackaon hit a couple seconder once. It's only a game so long as we're ignorant of all the players~ 
(January 24, 2015 at 12:42 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I am an equal opportunity dispenser of blow jobs to hairy, burly, manly men, regards of their sexual (dis)orientation.
Cool cool. So... are you effeminate? 
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
January 24, 2015 at 12:46 pm
I'm a big strapping guy too.
You'd never mistake me for a twink.
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
January 24, 2015 at 12:48 pm
(January 24, 2015 at 12:46 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I'm a big strapping guy too.
You'd never mistake me for a twink.
Damn... there goes my prevailing theory. 
All these years later, and I'm still trying to figure out what made me a hot item to supposedly straight men. 'Availability' alone just seems so... sexist. 
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
January 24, 2015 at 12:53 pm
(January 24, 2015 at 12:38 pm)c172 Wrote: Ooh, Fidel takes a whack in under 2 min! Rex, step up your game.
I was immediately suspicous for various reasons. Dar's warning and the IP match sealed the deal.
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
January 24, 2015 at 1:06 pm
(January 24, 2015 at 8:25 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: If you let a gay guy blow you are you really straight?
Just have him turn his head sideways.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
January 24, 2015 at 5:12 pm
(January 24, 2015 at 8:25 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: (January 24, 2015 at 2:30 am)404NotFound Wrote: I own a bar in real life so I'm fairly immune to drama, but I have to say this thread is almost as entertaining as when a gay bartender was busted giving a blowjob to a straight guy. Unfortunately for the straight guy, his wife busted him. 
If you let a gay guy blow you are you really straight?
Of course not, according to the wife, the fellatee was a victim of being over-served and possibly roofied. Denial anybody? Personally, she may have taken that obscure Christian passage literally: the one about swallowing masculine seed is akin to cannibalism.
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
January 24, 2015 at 5:45 pm
And transubstantiation isn't
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
January 24, 2015 at 5:56 pm
(January 24, 2015 at 5:45 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: And transubstantiation isn't
Well, transubstantiation isn't literal consumption of Jesus's body and blood... except that it is... but it also isn't. Though it is. It both simultaneously is and is not. Seriously though, when I asked a priest (a long time ago) why transubstantiation wasn't considered merely symbolic (even though it clearly isn't literal flesh and blood), he said that it is literal... and also not literal.
P (1) Transubstantiation is literally consumption of flesh and blood.
P (2) Transubstantiation is not literally consumption of flesh and blood.
(3) Therefore, checkmate athesits!
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
January 24, 2015 at 5:59 pm
Medically, a friend of mine still has celiac reaction to the wafer, so at least in his gut it is still flour and not blood, sinew, bone, tooth, fat and muscle.
Course, he might be an apostate of some kind . . .
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RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
January 24, 2015 at 6:02 pm
Soooo,
If you're a Catholic vegan, can you still chow down on Jesus' body and blood?
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