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RE: Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 16, 2014 at 2:24 pm
Perhaps it made him jump.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 16, 2014 at 4:52 pm
(October 16, 2014 at 11:36 am)alpha male Wrote: (October 14, 2014 at 3:49 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That being said, here's the shortest horror story every written:
'The last man in the world sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.'
Boru
That's a knock on the door.
The 'knock' version is classed as the shortest science fiction story. Also, the 'lock' version is one letter shorter.
Boru
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RE: Bite-size Hallowe'en horrors
October 22, 2014 at 9:26 pm
I don't know if it was the movie or the prostate, but I pee'd myself a little.