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Poll: Are you going to hell if hell is real
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Are you going to hell...
#1
Are you going to hell...
I saw a Sunday morning new show who reported only 2% of all Americans polled say they know they will be going to hell is hell is real.

That makes me wonder how many here believe that they will be going to hell if indeed hell is real.

A simple yes or no. I will not be preaching one way or another (unless someone requests it by asking questions or making statements that require a response.) I just want to know what you think.

A simple yes or no will do
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#2
RE: Are you going to hell...
I most likely would. I can't wholeheartedly worship the deity described in the bible. Even if I got into heaven, I'd probably eventually be kicked out. With nothing but eternity ahead of me, chances are pretty good I'd screw up in some way and become unworthy.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#3
RE: Are you going to hell...
A simple yes or no is what you do well, dripster. Out here in the real world of nuance and substance words are not the measure of anything important. Yes and no are fine for deciding stupid things like "do I believe in God"?

So being as hell is not a real place, I couldn't really go there. It is of no concern to me. You're asking me to decide if, based on my understanding of your fantasy, I would be sent to the 'bad place' for how I live my life. I'm no longer concerned with whether an uberparent will judge me as lacking. I don't obsess over external consequences. It seems a better use of time to think about what I want to do than what it is I ought avoid. But I will defend to the death your right to remain infantile.
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#4
RE: Are you going to hell...
I've been meaning to send in my application for hell for some time now, but I haven't been able to find it's postal address. I have no interest in heaven whatsoever.

I'd rather do neither, even if both exists. Why wouldn't god just leave me alone? He doesn't bother the other apes.
Find the cure for Fundementia!
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#5
RE: Are you going to hell...
*sigh* No, Drich. No one is going to hell. Not now, not ever.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#6
RE: Are you going to hell...
I'm not going to Narnia either if that helps.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#7
RE: Are you going to hell...
No I would not. Why? Because if it were real I would believe in it and do what I had to to keep out of the burning hell that God created.
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#8
RE: Are you going to hell...
You should have an "I don't know." category.
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#9
RE: Are you going to hell...
I think I can say no? But I'm not 100% sure as that decision is ultimately in God's hands, not mine.
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#10
RE: Are you going to hell...
If you believe in Jesus, you may be called least in heaven, but you will get to heaven regardless of what you do. You just may or may not be able to stay there forever.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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