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RE: Hypothetical fights
October 30, 2014 at 8:51 am
I'll play!
1. Mike. He'd just bite Shaq's perfectly positioned balls off.
2. No. I mean, I'm aware of moves which might win me the fight but in reality, those dogs are tough and fast.
3. UFC Champs. They'd need to decide who the bait would be though. That fight would be far more interesting!
4. Yes.
I'd prefer to see these fights:
1. Honey badger vs Tyson & Shaq
2. Honey badger vs 3 pitbulls
3. Honey badger vs any 4 UFC champs
4. Honey badger vs entire town full of people
It's not that I hate honey badgers or anything, I just reckon that the honey badger would stand a good chance of winning all of them.
Sum ergo sum
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RE: Hypothetical fights
October 30, 2014 at 8:59 am
George H Bush VS Barack Obama. Cage match.
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RE: Hypothetical fights
October 30, 2014 at 9:17 am
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(October 30, 2014 at 8:59 am)Lao Shizi Wrote: George H Bush VS Barack Obama. Cage match.
George H Bush is 90 years old.
(October 30, 2014 at 8:51 am)Ben Davis Wrote: I'll play!
1. Mike. He'd just bite Shaq's perfectly positioned balls off.
2. No. I mean, I'm aware of moves which might win me the fight but in reality, those dogs are tough and fast.
3. UFC Champs. They'd need to decide who the bait would be though. That fight would be far more interesting!
4. Yes.
I'd prefer to see these fights:
1. Honey badger vs Tyson & Shaq
2. Honey badger vs 3 pitbulls
3. Honey badger vs any 4 UFC champs
4. Honey badger vs entire town full of people
It's not that I hate honey badgers or anything, I just reckon that the honey badger would stand a good chance of winning all of them.
It MIGHT be a fight worth seeing, a honey badger vs 1 pitbull. It would be a case of the pitbulls testosterone fueled aggression vs the honey badgers psychotic fearlessness. I still think the pit would win quite easily.
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RE: Hypothetical fights
October 31, 2014 at 8:20 pm
I've got some more.
Mario vs sonic.
100 naked men vs an aggressive male African elephant.
Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime vs Sylvester Stallone in his prime.
You vs 200 pigeons.
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RE: Hypothetical fights
November 1, 2014 at 2:05 am
The YouTube channel screwattack has a list called Death Battle.
Here's one for Aoi Magi and Losty:
Batman vs Spider-Man
[Youtube]e8K1m6SCRz4[/youtube]
Superman vs Goku is also a really good one worth checking out.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: Hypothetical fights
November 1, 2014 at 2:14 am
(October 30, 2014 at 7:39 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: 4. If I hit the trails near my house I can be in the wind in less then a hour.
Pretty much this, and to the west, I can hit the Columbia River in like 10 minutes. Survive the first hour and you'll never see me again.
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RE: Hypothetical fights
November 1, 2014 at 4:34 am
(This post was last modified: November 1, 2014 at 4:34 am by Aoi Magi.)
Mike vs Shaq: I'll go with Shaquille cause it's a street fight.
Me vs 3 pitbulls: If it's the bald one, I'll punch his face in, meaning to do that for a while now. Hard to say about the animals, but probably I'd lose unless I have a weapon.
Male lion vs 4 UFC fighters: The lion, definitely the lion.
Me vs Town: I'd win since I live pretty close to the water, I can get away easily.
Sherlock vs 3-toed sloth: The sloth. It would bore him to death.
Dumbledore vs Gandalf: Gandalf. Dumbledore, is more experienced in fighting wizards, but what can he do against a freak who just won't stay dead.
Sauron vs Voldemort: Sauron. Voldemort is an idiot.
Honey badger vs Tyson & Shaq: Honey Badger. Trying to punch it would be extremely difficult.
Honey badger vs 3 pitbulls: Badger, pitbulls are not stupid enough to fight it.
Honey badger vs any 4 UFC champs: UFC champs, mainly because it's 4 on 1
Honey badger vs entire town full of people: The lynch mob definitely is more irrationally psychotic than any living thing in the observable universe.
Mario vs Sonic: Definitely sonic. Stomping on him is near impossible and quite useless.
100 naked men vs an aggressive male African elephant: Depends on the elephants tastes. Most likely the men would win.
Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Sylvester Stallone: Arnold in real life, Sylvester in reel life.
You vs 200 pigeons: Me.
Batman vs Spider-Man: Spidey
Superman vs Goku: Superman. If it was Vegeta though, sups would lose.
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RE: Hypothetical fights
November 1, 2014 at 11:41 pm
I watched those screw attack videos, I wanted them to do Solid Snake vs James Bond, which I would definitely side with Solid Snake.
Batman Vs Spiderman I think Spiderman Easily.
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
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RE: Hypothetical fights
November 1, 2014 at 11:50 pm
I think Snake beats all the Bonds except Craig.
Sam Fisher beats them all.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Hypothetical fights
November 5, 2014 at 2:00 am
handicap, tag team match, 2 vs 1.
Ken and Ryu vs Goro.
It's tag team so they don't both fight at the same time.
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
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