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Thoughts on gays and sin
Alex K Offline
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#61
RE: Thoughts on gays and sin
December 9, 2014 at 4:36 pm
What do I get if I dial that number?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Thoughts on gays and sin
December 9, 2014 at 4:44 pm
(December 9, 2014 at 4:36 pm)Alex K Wrote: What do I get if I dial that number?

i wouldn't bother probably a guy or some person that will try to
convince you that you a special made gods image and they he loves you and so on so fourth.
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RE: Thoughts on gays and sin
December 9, 2014 at 5:22 pm (This post was last modified: December 9, 2014 at 5:24 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(December 9, 2014 at 4:34 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(December 9, 2014 at 4:24 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: We've gone from shellfish to mammals ... who says evolution doesn't happen?

i see these alot
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my reaction is why... just why and realization god o' southern ignorance.

Chicago's in the South? Who knew?

Where I live, in the Central Texas area -- around 30 miles from Austin -- there are some religious billboards, not many. They don't bother me; if you have to advertise your Universal Truth, I'm thinking it's probably not as Universal as you'd like to believe.

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RE: Thoughts on gays and sin
December 9, 2014 at 5:24 pm
My thoughts on gays and sin? I'm all for both, preferably simultaneously.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Thoughts on gays and sin
December 9, 2014 at 8:37 pm
(December 9, 2014 at 4:44 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(December 9, 2014 at 4:36 pm)Alex K Wrote: What do I get if I dial that number?

i wouldn't bother probably a guy or some person that will try to
convince you that you a special made gods image and they he loves you and so on so fourth.

Well forget that then. I wanted to be so third. :p
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RE: Thoughts on gays and sin
December 10, 2014 at 12:04 am
(December 9, 2014 at 5:24 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: My thoughts on gays and sin? I'm all for both, preferably simultaneously.


If you need some help with that . . . .
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RE: Thoughts on gays and sin
December 10, 2014 at 12:06 am
(December 10, 2014 at 12:04 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(December 9, 2014 at 5:24 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: My thoughts on gays and sin? I'm all for both, preferably simultaneously.


If you need some help with that . . . .

Lets make it a party then. . . . .
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#68
RE: Thoughts on gays and sin
December 10, 2014 at 12:10 am
(December 5, 2014 at 2:37 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: I just had a thought about the whole issue of gay rights and Christianity. Maybe we True Christians ™ are getting all worked up about something that has a very simple solution.

Consider, we are all sinners.

Further, we can't help but be sinners. Our best works are as filthy rags. So we may as well not even try.

Salvation is by faith alone. Jesus died on the cross for our sins and always stands ready to forgive. So we can sin all we like and then just pray to our invisible imaginary fr... LORD AND SAVIOR and say "sorry about that" and the slate is continually wiped clean.

Therefore, there's no need for any "ex-gay" ministries or trying to "pray the gay away". Homosexuality is a sin like any other. Sin is inevitable. Sin is something we can do constantly and still attain salvation just with a simple prayer to wipe the slate clean.

The plan for gay Christian then could be:

1. Have lots of hot gay sex.
2. Pray.
3. Have more hot gay sex.
4. Pray.
5. Have even more hot gay sex.
6. Pray.
7. Repeat as much as desired.

No muss. No fuss. No need for self-loathing. No need for trying to change what you are. Just keep praying after you get done with all the intense [Censored for want of being able to post in Area 69] and the passionate [oh damn this needs to be censored] and rubbing your [nope not publishing this either] against his [this censored part goes on for a few sentences] and all that... mmmmmm ...what was I saying again? Blush

Oh yes, I was praying to Lord Jesus to forgive me for calling him an "invisible imaginary friend".

See? It never happened. The slate's been wiped clean.

Praise the sweet name of Jesus!

Just make sure to sing this song while doing it and God will be too busy laughing to smite you in the act.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqyjOc3EpT4
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Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: Thoughts on gays and sin
December 10, 2014 at 12:12 am
I'll stop by the adult shop and see of they have a 6 pack of the venerable Doc Johnson model 34 butt plug, with realistic veining.

Wonder if DQ has enough bandwidth for a video feed ??
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RE: Thoughts on gays and sin
December 10, 2014 at 12:33 am
(December 9, 2014 at 6:04 am)Alex K Wrote:
(December 9, 2014 at 6:02 am)ManMachine Wrote: Christosexual - deeply repressed bunged-up, (consent optional) hetrosex in the dark

I like it, though you forgot: man on top. True story: from the very catholic wing of my family it was related that a priest proposed to put sheets or something in between during mating to reduce the sin level.

Man that's so vanilla it's super kinky.
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