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The First Person To Post, Wins!

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The First Person To Post, Wins!
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RE: The First Person To Post, Wins!
December 8, 2014 at 8:21 pm
I'll win as soon as I find my key:

[Image: tardis.jpg]
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RE: The First Person To Post, Wins!
December 8, 2014 at 8:23 pm
[Image: Exterminate_d4810807-5b5a-4945-8473-50f0...1384156508]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The First Person To Post, Wins!
December 8, 2014 at 8:33 pm
I only have love for Daleks:

[Image: intoxicate-dalek.jpg]
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RE: The First Person To Post, Wins!
December 8, 2014 at 8:34 pm
[Image: b431f174ce18284b0601fa994d840f35.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The First Person To Post, Wins!
December 9, 2014 at 2:05 am
Hard, cold, little, evil and angry???

It's almost as if you've seen me naked!
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RE: The First Person To Post, Wins!
December 9, 2014 at 2:14 am
These are some pretty weird references but I think I've figured it out.

(December 8, 2014 at 8:21 pm)Cato Wrote: I'll win as soon as I find my key:

[Image: tardis.jpg]

Pretty sure this is what you blokes call a lu or WC?

(December 8, 2014 at 8:23 pm)Beccs Wrote: [Image: Exterminate_d4810807-5b5a-4945-8473-50f0...1384156508]

Clearly some kind of Star Wars reference. An evil R2D2?

(December 8, 2014 at 8:33 pm)Cato Wrote: I only have love for Daleks:

[Image: intoxicate-dalek.jpg]

Ah, a combination waffle maker and beer stein. You Brits are hella clever.

(December 8, 2014 at 8:34 pm)Beccs Wrote: [Image: b431f174ce18284b0601fa994d840f35.jpg]

No fucking clue. Come on people. This is an English site. Kindly speak American.
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RE: The First Person To Post, Wins!
December 9, 2014 at 2:16 am
Dammit, I never fucking win anything.
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RE: The First Person To Post, Wins!
December 9, 2014 at 2:23 am
Want a waffle making beer stein?
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RE: The First Person To Post, Wins!
December 9, 2014 at 2:25 am (This post was last modified: December 9, 2014 at 2:27 am by Alex K.)
Ladies and Gentlemen, dear Daleks. It brings me great joy to have the honor, after this delightful warm-up phase, to hereby ceremonially declare the official posting in this thread to be open!

*cue cheers from the audience*
And -bam- I win, you lose,ner ner ner!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: The First Person To Post, Wins!
December 9, 2014 at 2:36 am
Thank you, Alex, for the opening and the kind words.

Now, that the thread is officially open (and on the technicality that Alex's two posts were mashed into one), I'm ready to declare a winner:

ME!!!!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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