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Why We Have To Keep Scientists Busy.
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Why We Have To Keep Scientists Busy.
http://v.theonion.com/onionmedia/videos/...en_mp4.mp4
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RE: Why We Have To Keep Scientists Busy.
Basketball hoops?
Come on! It's a giant tunnel.... I say they coat the floor with water and make the world's longest Slip-N-Slide!
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RE: Why We Have To Keep Scientists Busy.
http://www.symmetrymagazine.org/article/...n-collider

Not nearly so funny, but interesting.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Why We Have To Keep Scientists Busy.
Took what, 20-30 years to find the particle but millennia of searching and god's still hiding?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Why We Have To Keep Scientists Busy.
Maybe the fucker is shy?
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RE: Why We Have To Keep Scientists Busy.
Were they playing Zaxxon near the opening? Golly, that brings back memories!

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RE: Why We Have To Keep Scientists Busy.
I love the "TOP NEWS" blurb: "NASA Says It's Only 10 Years Away From Faking Mars Landing."

I can imagine the moon-landing hoax nuts just collapsed to the floor at the same time.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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