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"Very very close to the second coming" again.

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"Very very close to the second coming" again.
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#11
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 12, 2014 at 10:29 pm
Can you get a "the world is ending" tour T shirt?

Fuck knows there are enough tour dates.
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#12
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 12, 2014 at 11:08 pm
Oh... my mistake I thought cumming a second time was a good thing
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#13
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 12:48 am
(December 12, 2014 at 11:08 pm)polar bear Wrote: Oh... my mistake I thought cumming a second time was a good thing

That one "m" makes such a difference. Wink
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#14
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 1:17 am
Dang, Amazon have sold out of Armageddon bunkers.
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 4:15 am
(December 12, 2014 at 10:09 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: The Bible doesn't mention the USA at all, what is this fucker on?

The US are officially the new chosen people.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#16
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 6:12 am
They better write that in the bible in crayon. Then it will be true!
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#17
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 7:18 am
Every few years someone gets attention by making wild predictions, this is an example.
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#18
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 7:23 am
(December 13, 2014 at 12:48 am)Jenny A Wrote:
(December 12, 2014 at 11:08 pm)polar bear Wrote: Oh... my mistake I thought cumming a second time was a good thing

That one "m" makes such a difference. Wink

mmmmmm.....!Big Grin
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 8:18 am
(December 12, 2014 at 10:20 pm)professor Wrote: Thanks for the news on Greg.
Glad to see he is hanging in there.

Not in the way he probably ought to be though.
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#20
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 8:33 am
(December 13, 2014 at 4:15 am)Alex K Wrote:
(December 12, 2014 at 10:09 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: The Bible doesn't mention the USA at all, what is this fucker on?

The US are officially the new chosen people.

Ah the book of Mormon.



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