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"Very very close to the second coming" again.

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"Very very close to the second coming" again.
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#51
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 5:47 pm
I'm sad to see you consider your mental health a laughing matter. I hope at some point you will reconsider.
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 6:11 pm
I stand corrected. It is mentioned four times.

KJV Wrote:1 John 2:18 - Dear children, this is the last hour; and as you have heard that the antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists have come. This is how we know it is the last hour.

1 John 2:22 - Who is the liar? It is the man who denies that Jesus is the Christ. Such a man is the antichrist-he denies the Father and the Son.

1 John 4:3 - but every spirit that does not acknowledge Jesus is not from God. This is the spirit of the antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world.

2 John 1:7 - Many deceivers, who do not acknowledge Jesus Christ as coming in the flesh, have gone out into the world. Any such person is the deceiver and the antichrist.
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#53
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 6:16 pm
(December 13, 2014 at 5:23 pm)professor Wrote: He is called the Assyrian (Kenya -place of birth of O was within the Assyrian empire at one time).

Um...... Not on this planet it wasn't.
Did you have some other Kenya in mind?

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So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#54
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 6:17 pm (This post was last modified: December 13, 2014 at 6:17 pm by professor.)
Rob, everything is fine - really.
I'm having a great time.
It's like being amused while being at work doing responsible stuff with your buddies.
You are doing what you are supposed to and payday does come.

Um, the specialist I will be seeing is a lot higher up than the church.
No- not Dawkins.
I would like to see him and Hawking later on though.
Isn't it something that their names have some similarity?
Birds of a feather?
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 6:19 pm
Yeah, apart from the d, h, g and s they could be related.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 6:21 pm
Since when was Kenya part of the Assyrian empire?
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 6:25 pm
Aren't these the guys who believe we came from birds?
Or was that fish first?

I never did get an answer to am I the old guy here?
How about it Stimbo? any clue?
68 going twice. Do I hear 69...
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#58
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 6:32 pm
(December 13, 2014 at 6:25 pm)professor Wrote: Aren't these the guys who believe we came from birds?
Or was that fish first?

All tetrapods come from lobe-finned fish yes, you yanks tend to see something and act like it was not there. Hell you split one of my threads. Read a science book next time mate.
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 6:35 pm
'Professor', you will never get a 69 from me as long as I have my strength and my wits.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 13, 2014 at 6:37 pm (This post was last modified: December 13, 2014 at 6:39 pm by simplemoss.)
(December 13, 2014 at 6:16 pm)JuliaL Wrote:
(December 13, 2014 at 5:23 pm)professor Wrote: He is called the Assyrian (Kenya -place of birth of O was within the Assyrian empire at one time).



Um...... Not on this planet it wasn't.
Did you have some other Kenya in mind?

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I looked it up apparently theres hundreds of websites run by christards like our freind the professor who think Obama is the Antichrist and all say Kenya was in assyria and even have maps showing Assyria not going further south than the Sudan, posted on their websites

I might be wrong but wasn't Kenya discovered by the Greeks like 300 years after Assyrian kingdom collapsed?
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