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"Very very close to the second coming" again.
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 14, 2014 at 6:39 pm
Well, America ristmas to one and all!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 14, 2014 at 7:22 pm
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#103
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 14, 2014 at 11:17 pm
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If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#104
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 15, 2014 at 3:51 pm
(December 13, 2014 at 3:06 pm)professor Wrote: This is what I was cut out to do.
It is not really a choice I made.
it is like a passion that flows thru me.

I smell a new Mel Gibson movie, "The Passion of the Wrong".
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#105
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 15, 2014 at 3:56 pm
Please let Mel not rise from the dead career again.

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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 15, 2014 at 4:41 pm
I hear there is another 'Road Warrior" in the making.
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 15, 2014 at 4:48 pm
(December 15, 2014 at 4:41 pm)IATIA Wrote: I hear there is another 'Road Warrior" in the making.

"Road kill" with Mel Gibson in the title role would be better.
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 15, 2014 at 4:51 pm
Just shut him up and lock him up.

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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 15, 2014 at 4:55 pm
Mel is not in it. Max will be played by Tom Hardy with Charlize Theron co-starring.
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 16, 2014 at 12:12 am
(December 12, 2014 at 10:04 pm)Sionnach Wrote:
Quote:For those wondering how America fares in the End Times, Greg Laurie – known worldwide for his Harvest Crusade outreaches and concerts – says the U.S. has already begun its descent from superpower status and world prominence, as he contends the last days are already among us.

The 61-year-old global evangelist made it very clear that he believes that we are "very, very close" to the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, when He will rapture the Church, both alive and dead, leaving behind unbelievers to experience the "Great Tribulation." This seven-year period is believed by premillennialist Christians as ushering in the antichrist and a new one world order government, under which Laurie says the Bible doesn't mention the United States as a key player.

http://www.onenewsnow.com/church/2014/12...IueMSvF8pA

is the world ending because greg laurie the crazy christian said so?
how many christians said the world was ending and turned out to be wrong. many have said many predicted it all have failed so they should stop.
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