"Very very close to the second coming" again.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Clown?
OK I can do that.
Greg gave you the standard view.
There are alternative views, not taught:

Counting 7 biblical years from the covenant the antichrist made on my birthday in '08 to CHANGE the nation and the world- we end up the day of my anniversary date at work (Israel date time begins the evening prior) next year- the evening of Sept 22 2015-
Day of Atonement Sept.23, for the 2nd Coming.

OR, with the Rapture happening this Christmas- with the same date of Sept 22/23 Jewish time, there are just under 280 days (human gestation period) from the Rapt to the Second Coming on that date next year.

Jesus said how hard it would be for pregnant women during the time of Testing- He did NOT say it would be hard for children, leaving me to consider that there will not be any on earth during that time after the Rapture and any woman getting pregnant during the Trib. would not likely deliver until it is over.

OR, the 1260 days duration of the Great Tribulation begins at the Rapture and lasts until the time frame of fifty years past the 6 day War with the declaration to rebuild Jerusalem (unto Messiah)-
the 120th Jubilee and a single Jubilee past that war.

My personal Clown view is we are IN the Trib right now.
The antichrist can't make his big move until we are out of here.

[Mister Agenda]

My dad guilted me on a Christmas card. He's pretty sure he won't make it but a couple more Christmases before he dies or gets raptured.

[professor]

MA, what do you mean your dad guilted you?
How so?

[Minimalist]

how many christians said the world was ending and turned out to be wrong.

All of them.

[Mister Agenda]

MA, what do you mean your dad guilted you?
How so?

You mean how is talking about his supposed indeterminate but somewhat imminent demise (or rapture) on a freakin' CHRISTMAS card guilting me? That mystifies you?

I get that he wants me to come up for Christmas, which I usually spend here with friends. Now that I know he wants me over, I'll make plans to go up next year. Just asking me would have worked as well.

[dyresand]

i can guess the second coming.
if put butter and jelly on a slice of toast and it lands upside down we are all doomed.
if i am wrong well there goes a perfectly waste of bread butter and jelly.
If i am wrong which i will most likely be i wasted a perfectly good piece of bread.

[professor]

Dyre, doesn't it depend on where it lands?
I am with you. Wasting a PBJ is terrible.

[The Valkyrie]

With all the predictions of the end of the world, I think this sums it up perfectly:

[dyresand]

For gods second coming you need to stroke that ego of his fast and hard.

[IATIA]

Before we can have a second coming, do we not need a first?