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RE: I dare God to...
December 18, 2014 at 10:59 am (This post was last modified: December 18, 2014 at 11:00 am by robvalue.)
Hmmmmm.... I see the evidence is mounting up.

If you were God, and you had to make man or woman first, you'd make the sexiest one first yeah? The one you want to look at naked more? So you can do some celestial jacking off until they bitch so much that you have to make the other gender. Which did he make first again? I forgot.

And what sign did he use to represent that his tantrum was finished with the flood? A rainbow.
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December 18, 2014 at 2:06 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 10:59 am)robvalue Wrote: Hmmmmm.... I see the evidence is mounting up.

If you were God, and you had to make man or woman first, you'd make the sexiest one first yeah? The one you want to look at naked more? So you can do some celestial jacking off until they bitch so much that you have to make the other gender. Which did he make first again? I forgot.

And what sign did he use to represent that his tantrum was finished with the flood? A rainbow.

or you know do not give them a soul so they couldn't bitch or complain.
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December 18, 2014 at 2:07 pm
Hehe Smile

I dare God to prove he's not gay!
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December 18, 2014 at 2:43 pm (This post was last modified: December 18, 2014 at 2:46 pm by dyresand.)
(December 18, 2014 at 2:07 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hehe Smile

I dare God to prove he's not gay!

Well.. he is gay...
even though he is preaching he has a valid point ROFLOL


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December 18, 2014 at 4:52 pm
Nothing wrong with being gay of course. God is gay.
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December 18, 2014 at 6:17 pm (This post was last modified: December 18, 2014 at 6:18 pm by Violet.)
(December 15, 2014 at 7:57 am)robvalue Wrote: I'll start by saying, I dare God to kill me. Go ahead. Kill me! If you have any power at all, do it now.

A god stooping to the demands of fleshsacks? Right... they do that, and they lose all respect from the parties who can actually affect them.

I don't have any qualms about it, though... are you sure you want it done? Thinking
(December 18, 2014 at 2:07 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hehe Smile

I dare God to prove he's not gay!

What do you want for proof, a kiss? Skunk
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December 18, 2014 at 6:56 pm
I dare God to Exist.
#DoYouEvenParadox
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December 18, 2014 at 7:04 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 6:56 pm)Kloud Wrote: I dare God to Exist.
#DoYouEvenParadox

I dare your penis to be ten feet tall. #Goodluck
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December 18, 2014 at 7:33 pm (This post was last modified: December 18, 2014 at 7:34 pm by Spooky.)
(December 18, 2014 at 7:04 pm)Alice Wrote:
(December 18, 2014 at 6:56 pm)Kloud Wrote: I dare God to Exist.
#DoYouEvenParadox

I dare your penis to be ten feet tall. #Goodluck

Thinking that wouldn't be fun for anybody...

We'll go for an easy one today then?

I dare god to turn all of the earth's supply of fresh water into alcohol.
...do it, I want to get drunk.
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December 18, 2014 at 9:12 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 7:04 pm)Alice Wrote:
(December 18, 2014 at 6:56 pm)Kloud Wrote: I dare God to Exist.
#DoYouEvenParadox

I dare your penis to be ten feet tall. #Goodluck

There is pills and surgery for that... though 1 erection like that would almost kill a person.
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