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 (December 18, 2014 at 9:12 pm)dyresand Wrote: There is pills and surgery for that... though 1 erection like that would almost kill a person. Just be 100 feet tall. Shouldn't be so hard for you fleshsacks, yeah? Just add more flesh. Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
 (December 18, 2014 at 9:12 pm)dyresand Wrote:(December 18, 2014 at 7:04 pm)Alice Wrote: I dare your penis to be ten feet tall. #Goodluck The correct response to the dare is "I'm not chopping it in half for anyone."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: I dare God to...
December 19, 2014 at 3:49 am
(This post was last modified: December 19, 2014 at 3:51 am by robvalue.)
God used to have no problem demonstrating his existence, and killing people for pretty much no good reason. Weird how he's so silent now no matter what we say.
I dare God to demonstrate how we can differentiate between it and nothing. As science, rational thought and recording media have improved, any kind of appearance by God has decreased. What's that tell you? Feel free to send me a private message.
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I dare God to create a boulder so massive even He can't lift it. I'm predicting He fails. [I know. Hardly original.]
Haha. I predict he whines about being bound by the laws of logic. And that evil already existed for some reason when he made everything.
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But then He always was a wanker when he wasn't being a total dick, right?
RE: I dare God to...
December 19, 2014 at 7:45 am
(This post was last modified: December 19, 2014 at 7:45 am by robvalue.)
Ooh yeah
 I think so. The only parts of the bible where God isn't being a dick are parts where he's not in it.Even then he's probably off tearing a baby apart. Feel free to send me a private message.
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Ooh, ooh. New dare: I dare God to make a fart so foul that it ends his immortality. Bet he wusses out on this one too.
i dared god to not exist anymore he is doing a great job.
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I dare god to explain how 1=3 for all the infants out there learning maths.
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