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RE: I dare God to...
December 19, 2014 at 10:27 pm
(December 15, 2014 at 10:22 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: As fun as it might be, I'll have to decline daring God to do something, because I'll end up looking like this to any onlookers.
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hahahaha!!!!

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December 19, 2014 at 10:31 pm
I dare god to go to hell that does not exist and play with Satan who doesn't exist dick!
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December 19, 2014 at 10:50 pm
(December 19, 2014 at 10:31 pm)MissR Wrote: I dare god to go to hell that does not exist and play with Satan who doesn't exist dick!

you might want to read back you need to dare god to exist.
i dared god not to exist anymore there for he doesn't exist.
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RE: I dare God to...
December 19, 2014 at 11:35 pm
I dare "God" to send one or two of "his" people in here to tell us why we're all wrong. I'm hungry.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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December 20, 2014 at 12:02 am
(December 19, 2014 at 11:35 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I dare "God" to send one or two of "his" people in here to tell us why we're all wrong. I'm hungry.

i have some soylent green its made of high energy plankton.
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December 20, 2014 at 12:10 am
(December 19, 2014 at 10:50 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(December 19, 2014 at 10:31 pm)MissR Wrote: I dare god to go to hell that does not exist and play with Satan who doesn't exist dick!

you might want to read back you need to dare god to exist.
i dared god not to exist anymore there for he doesn't exist.
I guess I assumed you knew that.Wink Shades
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December 20, 2014 at 12:13 am
(December 15, 2014 at 10:24 am)Nope Wrote: I dare god to give me a billion dollars by this Sunday. If he/she/it does this, I will give half of the money to charity and tell the world which god is the true god.

What day did I post this? I still don't have a billion dollars. Supposedly, god made the world. Giving me a billion dollars can't be that hard.
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December 20, 2014 at 1:13 am
I still haven't seen a god playing with satan's dick either!
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December 20, 2014 at 4:18 am (This post was last modified: December 20, 2014 at 4:18 am by robvalue.)
I dare God to make his followers take responsibility for their prejudices.

Oh, and suck satan's balls.
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December 20, 2014 at 7:46 pm
(December 20, 2014 at 4:18 am)robvalue Wrote: I dare God to make his followers take responsibility for their prejudices.

Oh, and suck satan's balls.

I dare god to suck his own balls. I'd take that as proof of power.
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