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Found this on the wall over my sister's bed
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RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed
How odd.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed
(December 19, 2014 at 10:06 am)abaris Wrote:
(December 19, 2014 at 8:44 am)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: Number 5 is my fav tho, its says "Whoever reads it upon entering a home : Satan will find it impossible to stay and will runaway" .
RUN Satan,....RUUUN.

Luther had a perfect recipe for chasing away the devil - to fart at him.

Whenever he encountered a black dog, he supposedly blew ass at the poor animal.

That's odd, as devils used farts to communicate in Dante's Inferno Tongue ("ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta" = "and he had used his arse as a trumpet")

(December 19, 2014 at 11:04 am)Strider Wrote: Plausible. I've encountered a few that could make even the strongest men weep.

Hello Tongue

I suggest you try a spicy Calabrian chili bean soup. Big Grin
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed
(December 24, 2014 at 7:36 pm)Lucanus Wrote: That's odd, as devils used farts to communicate in Dante's Inferno Tongue ("ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta" = "and he had used his arse as a trumpet")

To my shame I have to admit I only read about Dante's inferno, but I never read the actual book. Thanks for reminding me of adding it to my "to read" list.
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RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed
In Italy we study the whole Divina Commedia in high school.

The Inferno is full of crazy shit and is actually pretty entertaining... From Purgatory onwards it gets a bit dull.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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