How odd.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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Found this on the wall over my sister's bed
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 (December 19, 2014 at 10:06 am)abaris Wrote:(December 19, 2014 at 8:44 am)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: Number 5 is my fav tho, its says "Whoever reads it upon entering a home : Satan will find it impossible to stay and will runaway" . That's odd, as devils used farts to communicate in Dante's Inferno  ("ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta" = "and he had used his arse as a trumpet")(December 19, 2014 at 11:04 am)Strider Wrote: Plausible. I've encountered a few that could make even the strongest men weep. Hello I suggest you try a spicy Calabrian chili bean soup. 
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  (December 24, 2014 at 7:36 pm)Lucanus Wrote: That's odd, as devils used farts to communicate in Dante's Inferno To my shame I have to admit I only read about Dante's inferno, but I never read the actual book. Thanks for reminding me of adding it to my "to read" list. ![[Image: Bumper+Sticker+-+Asheville+-+Praise+Dog3.JPG]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-d-3rfdI7nG0%2FTerwtFyFXoI%2FAAAAAAAACak%2F7kFSmHeVrng%2Fs320%2FBumper%2BSticker%2B-%2BAsheville%2B-%2BPraise%2BDog3.JPG)
In Italy we study the whole Divina Commedia in high school.
The Inferno is full of crazy shit and is actually pretty entertaining... From Purgatory onwards it gets a bit dull.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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