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NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
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RE: NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
(December 26, 2014 at 5:02 pm)robvalue Wrote: Yeah, but science created jesus first. Then science let jesus think he'd created science.

What?

Total and utter ignorance created Jesus.
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RE: NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
(December 26, 2014 at 2:16 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Calculus will remain forever a mystery to me, but that is more on me than Isaac.

Yea PRINCIPIA !!!

I always thought that Calculus was an inept Roman general.
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RE: NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
(December 26, 2014 at 5:00 pm)IATIA Wrote:
@neiltyson Wrote:This is disrespectful to Christians. Jesus created the science you cherish so much. Everyone finds God eventually, you will too.
I did not know that jesus created science. Learn something everyday.

Well, he's said to have conducted some interesting experiments on buoyancy, human flight, and re-animation -- not to mention his work on physical and mental illness, which laid the foundation of all future medical studies. Perhaps his greatest scientific achievement, though, was his contribution to vintners and alcoholics everywhere.

It's just a shame that no one was taking good notes.
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RE: NdGT makes some Twitter Jokes...Jesus Freaks
Again this guy is still my hero even more of a hero.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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