(January 3, 2015 at 10:37 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote:(January 2, 2015 at 10:34 pm)Heywood Wrote: Yeah but I don't like the fact that some people use spoons irresponsibly and eat themselves to early grave. Since I can't muster enough political will to ban spoons....the next best thing is to pass laws to make it easier to sue and bankrupt spoon manufacturers. Once we've destroyed the market for spoons....we'll move on to sporks.
Since you can't eat another person to death [...]
Shit, am I screwed.